Free toilet paper, soap & water!

jumblejack

why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom

CrazyDave

she_grinch wrote: »

You could pop into your local supermarket on route to work, use toilet(free loo roll), wash in the sink (free soapand water) and then use deoderant straight from the shelf(another freebie), use any mousse, hair gel, wax, putty, spray you may need before you go to work! Extreme MSE;)

When I worked at Boots as a teenager we always had a guy who would regularly help himself to a scoop of hair gel every morning.

It wasn't even from a tester pot! Utterly shameless.

Nicoll

Oh my dear, Only just found this post, this is the funniest thing I've read for ages. Nice to know there are still some warped people out there who can see the funny side of any situation.

Thanks guys for lightening my views up on money saving!

jumblejack

Daisymac wrote: »

Only steal two-ply toilet paper and pull the sheets apart this doubles the amount you have :rotfl:

...and then of course you can afford to use twice as much!

jumblejack

what's brown and sticky?



....a stick

Target

Thats just funniest thread, Ive read!

Happy_shopper

jumblejack wrote: »

what's brown and sticky?



....a stick

What's green and sticky?

A green stick.

lorweld

If you smoke, a good way to get free cigarettes is to stand outside pubs, shopping centres cinemas etc and pick up all the butts. There's bound to loads since the smoking ban!:D

Little_Richard

I used to know someone who was working, but still used the free soup vans in London that are there for the homeless people.

angellotz

When your child grows out of his/her shoes,trim off the toes if there's still plenty of wear in the soles. Also,encourage them to remain seated as much as possible to minimise wear and tear. Combine both methods and you could get them through their entire childhood on only one pair!