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Would you vote for a 13.5% pay cut?
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Was the wife tax deductable because you bought her off the internet ?
My Far East deductables are not seen by the TaxMan .... the Inland Revenue don't care if I get shagged, only if I get to make any Capital Gains.
That's why I had to turn down your cash offer for her, it would have been a problem for my Tax Liabilities ...... if you still haven't got a girlfriend of your own in the next Tax Year we may be able to work something out.Bringing Happiness where there is Gloom!0 -
My Far East deductables are not seen by the TaxMan .... the Inland Revenue don't care if I get shagged, only if I get to make any Capital Gains.
That's why I had to turn down your cash offer for her, it would have been a problem for my Tax Liabilities ...... if you still haven't got a girlfriend of your own in the next Tax Year we may be able to work something out.
What did the voice in the back of your head say to you when you handed over cash to buy a wife ?
The voice everybody has in the back of their head i mean. I know you have a lot of voices in your head but im just talking about the first one, the one you have had from the beginning.
WHAT DID IT SAY:rotfl:0 -
The first voice said, "Sell her to Jimmy31, he will never have the love of a woman, never interest a woman or feel pleasure in her arms"
My second voice said, "Give her free to Jimmy 31, he's a sad mummies boy"
Third voice said, "Shove the sad mummies boy - let him make his own way, he's getting on in years now to be still hanging onto Mummies Apron, you will do him no good helping him at this late stage"Bringing Happiness where there is Gloom!0 -
The first voice said, "Sell her to Jimmy31, he will never have the love of a woman, never interest a woman or feel pleasure in her arms"
My second voice said, "Give her free to Jimmy 31, he's a sad mummies boy"
Third voice said, "Shove the sad mummies boy - let him make his own way, he's getting on in years now to be still hanging onto Mummies Apron, you will do him no good helping him at this late stage"
Are you sure it didnt say dont do it, its a mistake, it will kill your self respect.
Never mind, its too late now anyway, whats done is done.
You do realise you paid for the love you recieve dont you ?
Do you have to give her spends as well:rotfl:0 -
The first voice said, "Sell her to Jimmy31, he will never have the love of a woman, never interest a woman or feel pleasure in her arms"
My second voice said, "Give her free to Jimmy 31, he's a sad mummies boy"
Third voice said, "Shove the sad mummies boy - let him make his own way, he's getting on in years now to be still hanging onto Mummies Apron, you will do him no good helping him at this late stage"
If you're hearing voices you really ought to consult your GP. There's a strong likelihood of some form of Mental illness, often Schizophrenia. These symptoms are fairly prevalent in multi ID Trolls.0 -
My Far East deductables are not seen by the TaxMan .... the Inland Revenue don't care if I get shagged, only if I get to make any Capital Gains.
That's why I had to turn down your cash offer for her, it would have been a problem for my Tax Liabilities ...... if you still haven't got a girlfriend of your own in the next Tax Year we may be able to work something out.
Have you tried fiscal stimulus with her? A lot of women surprise themselves and like it and want it done again.
Not too sure about quantitative easing, as I think that's mainly for the German market (at least those with glass-topped coffee tables).0 -
mystic_trev wrote: »These symptoms are fairly prevalent in multi ID Trolls.
Phew .... that's a relief then!!Bringing Happiness where there is Gloom!0 -
Have you tried fiscal stimulus with her? A lot of women surprise themselves and like it and want it done again.
I did, but I'm getting very old now ....
I ordered some Viagra last week - but my post was stolen ...
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The Police are looking for a hardened criminal .....
:rotfl:Bringing Happiness where there is Gloom!0 -
We had to take a 10% pay cut recently in exchange for less anti-social shifts. No vote, it just happened. Funny thing is few of us would go back, and the wives would probably withdraw favours if we did. Some things are more important than money, such as quality of life and a more secure job.Would you take a pay cut to save jobs in your Company?Been away for a while.0 -
Running_Horse wrote: »Some things are more important than money, such as quality of life and a more secure job.
That's very true .....Bringing Happiness where there is Gloom!0
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