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Somebody from the lunatic assylum has got my phone number

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  • anewman wrote: »
    I'd tell them you've had a really bad accident, you shat your pants the other week. Then ask how much compensation you can get for it.

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I'll have to try this if I ever get a call.
  • rbulph
    rbulph Posts: 547 Forumite
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    The phone is near the computer. I'm sure I could find a recording of farting noises or something to leave him with...
  • C_Ronaldo
    C_Ronaldo Posts: 4,732 Forumite
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    OP have you watched dom jolys complainers, the guy on there will just start telling very bad jokes to the other person so id try that
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  • anewman
    anewman Posts: 9,200 Forumite
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    C_Ronaldo wrote: »
    OP have you watched dom jolys complainers, the guy on there will just start telling very bad jokes to the other person so id try that

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=msRXiXIqQ5s
  • kiwifruit_2
    kiwifruit_2 Posts: 4,760 Forumite
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    pull up a webpage called whocallsme.com and put the phone number in - its often amazing to see how many others have been rung by these numbers and often someones tracked down where the number is coming from....
    'Normal' is a dryer setting.
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