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DAILY CHAT!:Friday May 30th-Joe's B-day
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There once was a young girl called lucifa..
she chased boys round with a loofah
hit them on the head
until they were dead
she now courts her men on the 'puter'Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
Que sera, sera.0 -
Have they got manfluitis? Or are they genuinely poorly?
I have got man 'flu today. Actually, it is gay man 'flu - it is much more dramatic
I have had all sorts of ailments in the past, far worse than 'flu, but colds and 'flu make me feel worse than anything else. I think, with me, is that it prevents me from thinking clearly and I simply cannot stand that.
Hope everyone else is well.I'm the only gay in this forum
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There was a young woman from Hull
who tried to have sex with a bull
she chased round the field
but the bull wouldn't yield
now she's looking for a goat on the pull
...Linda xxIt's easy to give in to that negative voice that chants "cant do it" BUT we lift each other up.
We dont count all the runners ahead of us & feel intimidated.
Instead we look back proudly at our journey, our personal struggle & determination & remember that there are those that never even attempt to reach the starting line.0 -
notanothergreyhair wrote: »I have got man 'flu today. Actually, it is gay man 'flu - it is much more dramatic
I have had all sorts of ailments in the past, far worse than 'flu, but colds and 'flu make me feel worse than anything else. I think, with me, is that it prevents me from thinking clearly and I simply cannot stand that.
Hope everyone else is well.
Is that like man flu but with prettier hankies?
...Linda xxIt's easy to give in to that negative voice that chants "cant do it" BUT we lift each other up.
We dont count all the runners ahead of us & feel intimidated.
Instead we look back proudly at our journey, our personal struggle & determination & remember that there are those that never even attempt to reach the starting line.0 -
notanothergreyhair wrote: »I have got man 'flu today. Actually, it is gay man 'flu - it is much more dramatic
I have had all sorts of ailments in the past, far worse than 'flu, but colds and 'flu make me feel worse than anything else. I think, with me, is that it prevents me from thinking clearly and I simply cannot stand that.
Hope everyone else is well.
I hope you feel better soon. Its probably all the stress of exams and stuff as well. Have you finished them yet, or are there any more lurking in the shadows?Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
I'm thinking its going to be DFW, limerick party tonight.Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
immoral_angeluk wrote: »There once was a young girl called lucifa..
she chased boys round with a loofah
hit them on the head
until they were dead
she now courts her men on the 'puter'
Have we met?
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:26.2.19/14.1.19: T MC 3629.26/3629.26 : VM 0% 1050/13876.59 : W 0% 100/1485 = 4409.26/18990.85 =25.17%28.1.19/28.1.19 Hubs 0% £400/£2,977 =13.44%SPC 2019 #073
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bank_of_slate wrote: »There was a young woman from Hull
who tried to have sex with a bull
she chased round the field
but the bull wouldn't yield
now she's looking for a goat on the pull
...Linda xx26.2.19/14.1.19: T MC 3629.26/3629.26 : VM 0% 1050/13876.59 : W 0% 100/1485 = 4409.26/18990.85 =25.17%28.1.19/28.1.19 Hubs 0% £400/£2,977 =13.44%SPC 2019 #073
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boredofbeingathome wrote: »I'm thinking its going to be DFW, limerick party tonight.
Aww no - I'm gonna miss it...26.2.19/14.1.19: T MC 3629.26/3629.26 : VM 0% 1050/13876.59 : W 0% 100/1485 = 4409.26/18990.85 =25.17%28.1.19/28.1.19 Hubs 0% £400/£2,977 =13.44%SPC 2019 #073
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bank_of_slate wrote: »Is that like man flu but with prettier hankies?
...Linda xx
HAHA...have you been spying on me?I'm the only gay in this forum
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