Game over please xxx

POLO_BINT

ella87310 wrote: »

hey you can rant as much as want to us, thats why we are here xxx

erm...... she's lying Toni......

we are only here to WIN!!!!!!!:D Besides, Ella is deaf in one ear...... so whose she to say you can rant away!:rotfl:xxx

toniq

polo u r too funny x go do your list its massive so is the end of month x

catz747

toniq wrote: »

Ivf over..............ive over stimmed had 29 eggs needed 20 max, pauls thing wouldnt have been an issue.
Gutted doesnt describe how i am, we have to wait 2 months for my body to settle before we can try again. devastated is the word.
Emma i cant chat today sorry im not in the right frame of mind, paul is trying to look after me, x

POLO_BINT

Right you lot..... I need all the lurkers I can get my grubby little mitts on to make his work.....

We are gonna cheer Toni up by reading her a bedtime story

Yep you heard right.... a grown woman needing a story before beddybyes!!!!

Ok.... here's how it woks.....

I will start off by writing a few lines.... feel free to add pictures etc for a better visual effect..... then whoever else wants a go can pick up from where I leave my part of the story off..... with me???? I thought not lol........

The funnier the better!!!!.........

So here goes.........




in a land far, far away.... There lived a Chicken whose name was Toni.

<< Toni

Toni was no ordinary Chicken though, for she possessed a very special magic power! This very special magic power would sometimes get her down because she felt all alone in the wonderful kingdom of Chickens......

"What very special magic power"? I hear you say!....

Well.... Toni the Chicken laid many eggs...... and inside each of these eggs is where the magic lay!!!



Feeling like she was the only magic egg laying, bean flicking, chicken lickin for miles around, she decided she had to break away from the rest of the brood, so armed with nothing but a large plastic dildo she started out on her fantastical adventure to find her reason for being such a gorgeous, magical, chick armed with only a plastic d!ck ........................
<< disguised Toni as a puddycat & hidden plastic dildo, as not to get posts removed in the morning

TheMysterious1

hello people!

apologies for not frequenting in here for awhile but just wanted to say hi to all you nice people, and polo! :wave:

totebag

just read the last few pages Toni really sorry to hear your news.keep positive love to you and Paul, :A
hay polo like the story , sorry do not have much imagination to hep you with this one
sure there are a few that can,:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

orangelily8

hey polo, just reading your story, :rotfl: :rotfl:
making OH a cuppa, will try and think of another chapter
for later

TheMysterious1

see what kinda mess you guys get into when i dont come here for a few days!!

what am i going to do with you guys????

TheMysterious1

TheMysterious1 wrote: »

see what kinda mess you guys get into when i dont come here for a few days!!

what am i going to do with you guys????

i spotted ya toni!

hey sweet thing! :wave:

Wombat21

Polo glad you have made it so easy to take up the story from where you left off :rotfl:
a cuppa? No, I need a drink first I think