Friday Night Party Mr Men Style

LouiseJ

donner_kebab wrote: »

Ha ha! Gotta be done!

I have just been looking at my local Gumtree pages and look what sillyness I found in the 'Lost and Found' section!

Bristol lost and found goods


lost fish


Date: Friday 25th April
I am in really big trouble and none of its my fault.
I very kindly offered to look after my girlfriends fish whilst she went on holiday to Teneriffe with some of her friends from work, one of who is getting married soon to frankly a very boring bloke from Sales called Darren.
We don't live together despite having been in a relationship for the past five and half years. To be honest the crux of our lack of commitment to a long term relationship, marriage and kids is due to her obsessive need to love her goldfish named Kenny after the late DJ and comedian Kenny Everett.
When she's had a couple of pints of Merlot she insists on recounting the tale of how she won Kenny at a fair on the Downs just after the erstwhile entertainer passed away in 1995. Her deep held belief is that Kenny the Goldfish is the reincarnated soul of Mr Everett who has been punished for a misunderstanding during his life and his general !!!! taking.
Sadly after only two days of looking after every whim of the ageing fish he decided to move on to having a bit of a laugh with me after I had smoked a scoobie or two. Lying with barely a movement at the top of his tank - I thought he was a gonner. I thought perhaps the kiss of life would save the fish but the slippery little sod wriggled out of my hands when I got him out of the tank - and to cut a long story short exited the seventh floor flat via the window without a parachute. Please send me some help as to a more plausible story of how the fish dissapeared - as I will be accused of murder and dumped and I love her and don't want to lose her.

Len...you thought you were weird!

He Killed Kenny! The !!!!!!.

jinky67

usurper wrote: »

:rotfl: what a t1t. funny tho. maybe the reincarnated soul of everett realised his comic potential was being wasted as a goldfish and so in a brave act of martyrdom, coaxed the boyfriend over by pretending to be dead and when in hand, THREW himself to his death in the hope that he may be reincarnated as a being with opposable thumbs so as to write his second rate comedy once again.... hmmm... plausable? yeah...

How DARE you:eek:
Kenny Evertt was NOT 2nd rate
I have gone off you now:p
Bring back SAR:cool:

usurper_2

LouiseJ wrote: »

He Killed Kenny! The !!!!!!.

had to be done.... :rolleyes:

LouiseJ

Jinks, I have sinned BIG TIME!!!

usurper_2

jinky67 wrote: »

How DARE you:eek:
Kenny Evertt was NOT 2nd rate
I have gone off you now:p
Bring back SAR:cool:

funny at the turn of the 80s...


..... normal service will be resumed at some point...

smashedbooboo

What have you done Louise, x x x x

jinky67

LouiseJ wrote: »

Jinks, I have sinned BIG TIME!!!

what have you done?

jinky67

usurper wrote: »

funny at the turn of the 80s...

I was only young:rolleyes:

LouiseJ

jinky67 wrote: »

what have you done?

Well somehow, after that glass of Merlot that I had which was all of my sins used up for the day I ended up with something else in my mouth that I wasnt allowed but enjoyed it all the same!

donner_kebab

usurper wrote: »

:rotfl: what a t1t. funny tho. maybe the reincarnated soul of everett realised his comic potential was being wasted as a goldfish and so in a brave act of martyrdom, coaxed the boyfriend over by pretending to be dead and when in hand, THREW himself to his death in the hope that he may be reincarnated as a being with opposable thumbs so as to write his second rate comedy once again.... hmmm... plausable? yeah...

Yep, that's plausable...fo shizzle!