Friday Night Party Mr Men Style

usurper_2

jinky67 wrote: »

NOW young man you and Sar have already been slated for having a huge big TV
do you really want to add to peoples disgust by having a Wii too?:rotfl:

let me think about that fo.... YES :beer:

usurper_2

donner_kebab wrote: »

Don't! When I went on Lorraine Kelly with Martin, they asked me before we started filming where my Wii and TV came from!

shop? stupid people....

donner_kebab

usurper wrote: »

no really dont.... she has a belly full already from me...

Mario Kart is sooooo much fun though! Soooooo gotta be done!

donner_kebab

usurper wrote: »

shop? stupid people....

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Wish I would have said that...would have be so funny to see their faces! Ha ha!

usurper_2

donner_kebab wrote: »

Mario Kart is sooooo much fun though! Soooooo gotta be done!

shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :eek:

usurper_2

donner_kebab wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Wish I would have said that...would have be so funny to see their faces! Ha ha!

you'll quickly learn i dont take any crap and speak my mind without thinking... lol? yes... lol....

donner_kebab

Ha ha! Gotta be done!

I have just been looking at my local Gumtree pages and look what sillyness I found in the 'Lost and Found' section!

Bristol lost and found goods


lost fish


Date: Friday 25th April
I am in really big trouble and none of its my fault.
I very kindly offered to look after my girlfriends fish whilst she went on holiday to Teneriffe with some of her friends from work, one of who is getting married soon to frankly a very boring bloke from Sales called Darren.
We don't live together despite having been in a relationship for the past five and half years. To be honest the crux of our lack of commitment to a long term relationship, marriage and kids is due to her obsessive need to love her goldfish named Kenny after the late DJ and comedian Kenny Everett.
When she's had a couple of pints of Merlot she insists on recounting the tale of how she won Kenny at a fair on the Downs just after the erstwhile entertainer passed away in 1995. Her deep held belief is that Kenny the Goldfish is the reincarnated soul of Mr Everett who has been punished for a misunderstanding during his life and his general !!!! taking.
Sadly after only two days of looking after every whim of the ageing fish he decided to move on to having a bit of a laugh with me after I had smoked a scoobie or two. Lying with barely a movement at the top of his tank - I thought he was a gonner. I thought perhaps the kiss of life would save the fish but the slippery little sod wriggled out of my hands when I got him out of the tank - and to cut a long story short exited the seventh floor flat via the window without a parachute. Please send me some help as to a more plausible story of how the fish dissapeared - as I will be accused of murder and dumped and I love her and don't want to lose her.

Len...you thought you were weird!

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Ste ~ do you have a you tube account? My vid wont upload, its taking like forever ~ I think I will give up :rolleyes:

jinky67

usurper wrote: »

let me think about that fo.... YES :beer:

Do you have laminate flooring too?:D

usurper_2

donner_kebab wrote: »

Ha ha! Gotta be done!

I have just been looking at my local Gumtree pages and look what sillyness I found in the 'Lost and Found' section!

Bristol lost and found goods


lost fish


Date: Friday 25th April
I am in really big trouble and none of its my fault.
I very kindly offered to look after my girlfriends fish whilst she went on holiday to Teneriffe with some of her friends from work, one of who is getting married soon to frankly a very boring bloke from Sales called Darren.
We don't live together despite having been in a relationship for the past five and half years. To be honest the crux of our lack of commitment to a long term relationship, marriage and kids is due to her obsessive need to love her goldfish named Kenny after the late DJ and comedian Kenny Everett.
When she's had a couple of pints of Merlot she insists on recounting the tale of how she won Kenny at a fair on the Downs just after the erstwhile entertainer passed away in 1995. Her deep held belief is that Kenny the Goldfish is the reincarnated soul of Mr Everett who has been punished for a misunderstanding during his life and his general !!!! taking.
Sadly after only two days of looking after every whim of the ageing fish he decided to move on to having a bit of a laugh with me after I had smoked a scoobie or two. Lying with barely a movement at the top of his tank - I thought he was a gonner. I thought perhaps the kiss of life would save the fish but the slippery little sod wriggled out of my hands when I got him out of the tank - and to cut a long story short exited the seventh floor flat via the window without a parachute. Please send me some help as to a more plausible story of how the fish dissapeared - as I will be accused of murder and dumped and I love her and don't want to lose her.

Len...you thought you were weird!

:rotfl: what a t1t. funny tho. maybe the reincarnated soul of everett realised his comic potential was being wasted as a goldfish and so in a brave act of martyrdom, coaxed the boyfriend over by pretending to be dead and when in hand, THREW himself to his death in the hope that he may be reincarnated as a being with opposable thumbs so as to write his second rate comedy once again.... hmmm... plausable? yeah...