how do you get a date with Martin Lewis ;-)

scheming_gypsy

Lager and nuts eh?

This is a money saving site s_g.... you should be ashamed of yourself  >:(










;D

I'm only paying for the lager

trafalgar_2

Does Martin not get a  say in this?

no

Spendless

sod the date with martin, you can have one with me if you meet the following criteria..

a) blonde
b) slim
c) big tits
d) don't drink pints
e) put out for half a lager
f) and a packet of nuts

ooohh that's a shame I only meet two of your criteria S_G :P

rushnowt

sod the date with martin, you can have one with me if you meet the following criteria..

a) blonde
b) slim
c) big tits
d) don't drink pints
e) put out for half a lager
f) and a packet of nuts

looks like i'm outta luck too i only meet 3 ;D

Pat__3

sod the date with martin, you can have one with me if you meet the following criteria..

a) blonde
b) slim
c) big tits
d) don't drink pints
e) put out for half a lager
f) and a packet of nuts

I meet them all, but I'm saving myself for Martin :-*

rushnowt

I meet them all, but I'm saving myself for Martin :-*

oohhh Pat you lucky sod, how did you get to be sooooooooo great  ??? dont you just hate people that are so bloody fantastic  I am so envious you little sauce pot  ;D :-* :-*

rushnowt

Having seen your avatar though Pat if i were a bloke i'd wanna give you one take you out too :P

Savvy_Sue

sod the date with martin, you can have one with me if you meet the following criteria..

a) blonde
b) slim
c) big tits
d) don't drink pints
e) put out for half a lager
f) and a packet of nuts

No wonder you're single if you're holding out for all that!

Any age restrictions? I can meet one of the above! ;D

Pat__3

oohhh Pat you lucky sod, how did you get to be sooooooooo great  ??? dont you just hate people that are so bloody fantastic  I am so envious you little sauce pot  ;D  :-*  :-*

Thank You rushnowt, you know, I really like you ;D







How much did we agree on ??? it was a tenner, good its in the post

keiranflynn101

Hey! What about us GUYS out threr who would love a date with the gorgeous Martin? Me for one!!!!!