how do you get a date with Martin Lewis ;-)

sirgus

how do you get a date with Martin Lewis ? as i think he is so sexy

trafalgar_2

First of all there has to be an assessment by the MSE official dating team ,who will give marks out of ten for intelligence,charm,wit and above all dress-code,a collective score above 20 must be acheived :-/




then and only then will Martin be allowed to leave the office to go on a date ;D ;D ;D ;D

vansboy

As far as Mrs Vansboy is concerned it would even WORSE than a date with me - constantly checking, double checking prices/costs/value, asking is it REALLY wanted or NEEDED........THEN working out the best way to fund the evening!!

Instead, have a cosy night in front of the telly - it was bought through Greasypalm, wasn't it & powered via Powergen????

Now, where do we order piza from??????????????

Happy Dreaming!!!

VB

Jay-Jay_4

First of all there has to be an assessment  by the MSE official dating team ,who will give marks out of ten for intelligence,charm,wit and above all dress-code,a collective score above 20 must be acheived :-/

then and only then will Martin be allowed to leave the office to go on a date ;D ;D ;D ;D

Of course Traf, you haven't mentioned that after the 'date' (which will be supervised) there will be a full appraisal during which your suitability will be discussed again

It is at this point that your are requested to submit a 10,000 word thesis stating why you should be allowed to continue on to a second date.

hth ;D

Spendless

you will be going to the pictures on a free viewing night using a coupon, also you will have to print off a coupon to get free popcorn, you will have to take a flask of tap water with you and you will be questioned about your whole outfit to make sure you didn't pay full price for it.

sure you still want to go ;D

trafalgar_2

Of course Traf, you haven't mentioned that after the 'date' (which will be supervised) there will be a full appraisal during which your suitability will be discussed again

It is at this point that your are requested to submit a 10,000 word thesis stating why you should be allowed to continue on to a second date.

hth  ;D

Of course your right ,they may as well know where they stand (or fall) before risking agreeing to be the next victim go on a date

worldtraveller

...and if you pay for anything for heaven sake don't tell him which credit card you used

libra10

Does Martin not get a say in this? He may be already 'sorted'

scheming_gypsy

sod the date with martin, you can have one with me if you meet the following criteria..

a) blonde
b) slim
c) big tits
d) don't drink pints
e) put out for half a lager
f) and a packet of nuts

Jay-Jay_4

Lager and nuts eh?

This is a money saving site s_g.... you should be ashamed of yourself >:(










;D

rushnowt

how do you get a date with Martin Lewis ? as i think he is so sexy  

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh  No  Me first please I've got considerably more posts than you. I deserve to go first.  (after me he wont want you) and then its your turn honest  ::)