Trip Report: Ryanair FIRST Class (London to Klagenfurt)

mystic_trev

All Ryanair seats are the same class - FIRST CLASS !

We took off. Someone tries to charge me and 'arm and a leg' for a sandwich. Had an over priced drink, used the toilet which smelt of p1ss! Someone then tried to flog me a scratch card. We landed - I got off.:D

dmg24

Love it! :T :T :T

blue_haddock

I was thinking the other day - how long will it be before Ryanair charge us 10p to spend a penny?

I wouldn't put it past them!

mrme

blue_haddock wrote: »

I was thinking the other day - how long will it be before Ryanair charge us 10p to spend a penny?

I wouldn't put it past them!

Now if they did this and charged £1 for the use of overhead lockers they wouldn't do to badly :rotfl: I have the joy of flying Ryanair tomorrow :rolleyes:

ynot2005

looks like the woman with her arm out and clenched fist is another scratchcard winner,:rotfl:

budgetflyer

the 1st class ryanair lounge has ample facilities for the stressed business man

chalky_bertie

From that photo, [strike]mr & mrs chalky_bertie[/strike] have just crossed themselves off the list from flying Ryanair. Looks awful.

budgetflyer

All ryanair passengers can have a full massage on payment of £40 (cash) + optional extras;)



Please note-this is a fully independant service and is available to non ryanair clients too

budgetflyer

Glasgow champagne is served (carry out from the local offie actually) before the early morning flight

mystic_trev

dmg24

mystic_trev wrote: »

I want to be on that flight!