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Grumpy Old Men - Speedhumps

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I remember reading a book called "Grumpy Old Men" and it had a quote on speedhumps, it went something like this:

"how is having the bejesus whacked out of your car chassis supposed to ‘calm’ us down?"

However, I'm doing an article at the moment and can't find the exact quote after a full internet search but was hoping one of you had the book or knew the exact quote?? :D

CC :beer:

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  • Dee123_2
    Dee123_2 Posts: 4,396 Forumite
    "The whole language of speed bumps, in fact, is pretty odd. Take the phrase 'traffic calming.' It's unclear how traffic is supposed to be 'calmed' by being slowed down to four mph while cars have the bejesus whacked out of their chassis and the old chap in front of you is approaching each bump as though it were the River Styx itself."

    I dont have the book - found it on a website :)

    Dee
    "Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is
    determinism; the way you play it is free will.” Jawaharlal Nehru
    I am a magnet for all kinds of deeper wonderment
    I am a wunderkind oh
    I am a ground-breaker naive enough to believe this
    I am a princess on the way to my throne
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    Where did you find it, out of interest? I searched far and wide and found nothing :o
  • Dee123_2
    Dee123_2 Posts: 4,396 Forumite
    Errrm...I googled chassis grumpy old men and got this (third one down).....

    http://www.noblesavage.info/reviews/quantick.htm

    You're welcome!
    "Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is
    determinism; the way you play it is free will.” Jawaharlal Nehru
    I am a magnet for all kinds of deeper wonderment
    I am a wunderkind oh
    I am a ground-breaker naive enough to believe this
    I am a princess on the way to my throne
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