Daily Chat Thread 31st March

immoral_angeluk

Maz3374 wrote: »

yes, indeed....

My dream snog would be........... hmmmmmn tricky...
maybe David Tenant?
Or Johnny Depp - sometimes -
Or Orlando Bloom
Or The Rock!! oh yes, he'd be my number 1 wish list snog!

Snog is not really a great word is it? What else could you call it?

Necking, winching, any regional variations? (is this where BoB gets her minge-ing out? or is that something else!)

lmao at necking...

Burlesque_Babe

Have to confess, I did have this odd little daydream whilst wiping down the kitchen work tops yesterday of Bunny turning up, going round to my OH's house, knocking on the door, telling him EXACTLY what she thought and then dumping him for me!!!

The things you think of whilst you've a bottle of Flash in your hand.......

immoral_angeluk

keren29 wrote: »

Have to confess, I did have this odd little daydream whilst wiping down the kitchen work tops yesterday of Bunny turning up, going round to my OH's house, knocking on the door, telling him EXACTLY what she thought and then dumping him for me!!!

The things you think of whilst you've a bottle of Flash in your hand.......

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You floozy! you're SO dumped..

Burlesque_Babe

nooooooooooooooooooooooo.............not dumping him so she can be with me, dumping him on BEHALF of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Queen.Bess

Afternoon everyone! Hope you're all having a good day so far. Well, done my robbing Peter to pay Paul act for this month again. DH insists on it being the last time (but then he's said that for the past 4 years!), but I'll be able to sleep again tonight!

Just coming in on the snogging debate. I'm really bad and wish I didn't, but everytime DH comes for a snog, we start OK and then I start laughing! We did a test and it only seems we can snog whilst lying down (ie. it's going to lead onto something else!). That's really bad isn't? I don't know what I can do to stop, but it gets DH down when I do start laughing as he feels I should be able to not laugh - but I can't help it! How silly am I?!

immoral_angeluk

keren29 wrote: »

nooooooooooooooooooooooo.............not dumping him so she can be with me, dumping him on BEHALF of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Don't try and worm your way out of it now! lol!

jacs76

keren29 wrote: »

gggrrrrrrrrrr............OH has turned up and helped himself to lunch - very unlike him to turn up during the day!!

However, the ggggrrrrr is directed at the fact I just leant to give him a kiss whilst he is lounging reading the teletext - ie a peck on the lips and he went 'yyeuch, can't you dry your lips?' and wiped his lips. They are dry, so I said (and I apologise for being so direct - it isn't like me!!)

a) how did he ever have his 2 children as he has such issues with intimacy
b) he worries about coming into 'contact' with me (he is a bit OCD about some stuff) yet he doesn't mind poisoning his system with the crap in cigarettes
c) All I gave him was a peck on the lips - it's hardly contact - and 'does he actually remember what contact is'
d) It must be about 4 years since he gave me a proper kiss
e) I wiped my lips really hard and said - if you want to kiss someone with lips like shrivelled old prunes, there there you go. And gave him a kiss. He just pursed his lips so they just touched mine.

I don't even think it has penetrated one little inch into his head.........

MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would have cried if my oh was like that after i had punched him one in the smelly gob!!:eek:

keren you seem and look so lovely and bunny has confirmed this why do you put up with that !!!!!!.

good god my blood is boiling and i don't even 'know' you !!!!!! come on bunny lets get him.
(sorry if im saying stuff i have no right to say but i look upon you as my friend)

jacs76

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

Keren.... he SO deserves a kick in the crotch..

by all of us:D

jacs76

saying that my hubby only gives me a good tonging when he wants a bonk~!

(Land_of)_Maz

keren29 wrote: »

nooooooooooooooooooooooo.............not dumping him so she can be with me, dumping him on BEHALF of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Ahem, that's what it read like to me as well!!! although i think i knew what you actually meant!

Flash indeed, no stardrops!?

jacs76 wrote: »

saying that my hubby only gives me a good tonging when he wants a bonk~!

oh jacs, what a way with words you have!!!!

Queen.Bess wrote: »

Just coming in on the snogging debate. I'm really bad and wish I didn't, but everytime DH comes for a snog, we start OK and then I start laughing! We did a test and it only seems we can snog whilst lying down (ie. it's going to lead onto something else!). That's really bad isn't? I don't know what I can do to stop, but it gets DH down when I do start laughing as he feels I should be able to not laugh - but I can't help it! How silly am I?!

Bess, that sounds kinda sweet! I can see the funny side of it too! At least you're not laughing when horizontal and naked, then he would be right to be miffed!! Sobriety at the right time i'd say!!