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Daily Chat Thread 31st March

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  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    jinky67 wrote: »
    whats wrong with it?

    This one is better, or i may go back to the one of me n Erin... one of me on my own is too much!!!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • Bunnyinthelights
    Bunnyinthelights Posts: 15,278 Forumite
    I like the one of you and your daughter best Maz.
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • immoral_angeluk
    immoral_angeluk Posts: 24,506 Forumite
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    I like the one of you and your daughter best Maz.
    Ditto :D:D
    Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
    Que sera, sera. <3
  • System
    System Posts: 178,376 Community Admin
    10,000 Posts Photogenic Name Dropper
    Do you mean tail or tale Len?

    Oh you are so pedantic arent you:D ANyway what would you know about the Queen's English young lady:confused:
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  • Burlesque_Babe
    Burlesque_Babe Posts: 17,547 Forumite
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    gggrrrrrrrrrr............OH has turned up and helped himself to lunch - very unlike him to turn up during the day!!

    However, the ggggrrrrr is directed at the fact I just leant to give him a kiss whilst he is lounging reading the teletext - ie a peck on the lips and he went 'yyeuch, can't you dry your lips?' and wiped his lips. They are dry, so I said (and I apologise for being so direct - it isn't like me!!)

    a) how did he ever have his 2 children as he has such issues with intimacy
    b) he worries about coming into 'contact' with me (he is a bit OCD about some stuff) yet he doesn't mind poisoning his system with the crap in cigarettes
    c) All I gave him was a peck on the lips - it's hardly contact - and 'does he actually remember what contact is'
    d) It must be about 4 years since he gave me a proper kiss
    e) I wiped my lips really hard and said - if you want to kiss someone with lips like shrivelled old prunes, there there you go. And gave him a kiss. He just pursed his lips so they just touched mine.

    I don't even think it has penetrated one little inch into his head.........

    MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :D"Stay Wonky":D

    :j:jBecome Mrs Pepe 9 October 2012 :j:j
  • Bunnyinthelights
    Bunnyinthelights Posts: 15,278 Forumite
    Yes, I am-bordering on OCD when it comes to someone messing about with the QUEEN'S ENGLISH!

    I know quite a bit actually, seeing as I have a degree in flippin ENGLISH.
    sheesh. rainman!

    You change that picture yet???
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • Bunnyinthelights
    Bunnyinthelights Posts: 15,278 Forumite
    Keren....


    *deep breath Bunny-count to 10*


    ARGH! Kick that silly c-you-next-tuesday into touch will you!

    Right, that's IT!
    Saturday, me and the kids are coming for a visit to Poole to sort his sorry !!!!! out...
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • Burlesque_Babe
    Burlesque_Babe Posts: 17,547 Forumite
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    I don't think he would know what hit him if you suddenly knocked on his door!!

    I just went back to the desk going ggrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Maybe I should remind him that kissing him is like smooching an old ashtray.
    :D"Stay Wonky":D

    :j:jBecome Mrs Pepe 9 October 2012 :j:j
  • Bunnyinthelights
    Bunnyinthelights Posts: 15,278 Forumite
    Seriously Keren,

    I'll bring a roll of bin bags to put his clothes in, some air freshner, star drops and a bottle of shampoo...

    Then we can store his clothes at the local tip, clean the house from top to bottom and get rid of the smell of his stinky fags, and WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HAIR.

    Give me your post code.
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • elantan
    elantan Posts: 21,022 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic Name Dropper
    honestly ladies
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