Definition of Pain

Mrs_Sparkle

Ouch, poor you. Cats are great aren't they!

ZTD

Pain is when you sit down on your bike, only to realise your saddle dropped off a while back.

Thankfully I was just a witness...

A nose is nothing...

Financial_Novice_2

I hope you were sufficiently apologetic to the cat for the fright you gave it.

By the way, since you probably already have the beginnings of a hole in your septum why not get a ring fitted then the cat will have something to swing on in future.

taxi73

Ouch bet that hurt..shouldn't laugh really but it gave me a good laugh...are you alright now?

jinky67

Sorry but it made me laugh too:o
nearly as much as the time OH electrocuted himself on the washing machine...which threw him 6 feet across the kitchen:p

snails's_pace

GreyPilgrim wrote: »

1) Come home, pick up my cat who is miaowing for attention,
2) Hug cat against chest and stroke,
3) Lose grip on cat, causing cat to reach out a claw to try to grip onto something,
4) Feel cats paw connect with my nose,
5) Feel cats claw extend inside right nostril,
6) Feel cats claw hook onto the inside wall of my nose, (the middle bit that seperates the left and right nostril...the septum??)
7) Panic through initial burst of searing agony, and release cat
8) Realise that cat has embedded its claw firmly into inside of nostril and has no intention of letting go.
9) Flail wildy around room with a massive ginger feline pendulum hanging from nose screaming in agony

...

...

10) Eventually detach cat
11) Eventually persuade wife to stop laughing
12) Eventually stop the bleeding.

:eek::eek::eek:










:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::o

LouiseJ

jinky67 wrote: »

Sorry but it made me laugh too:o
nearly as much as the time OH electrocuted himself on the washing machine...which threw him 6 feet across the kitchen:p

JINKS!!! naughty girl!

jinky67

LouiseJ wrote: »

JINKS!!! naughty girl!

serves him right for trying to fix it while it was turned on
it was the look of shock on his face:D

notanothergreyhair

GreyPilgrim wrote: »

1) Come home, pick up my cat who is miaowing for attention,
2) Hug cat against chest and stroke,
3) Lose grip on cat, causing cat to reach out a claw to try to grip onto something,
4) Feel cats paw connect with my nose,
5) Feel cats claw extend inside right nostril,
6) Feel cats claw hook onto the inside wall of my nose, (the middle bit that seperates the left and right nostril...the septum??)
7) Panic through initial burst of searing agony, and release cat
8) Realise that cat has embedded its claw firmly into inside of nostril and has no intention of letting go.
9) Flail wildy around room with a massive ginger feline pendulum hanging from nose screaming in agony

...

...

10) Eventually detach cat
11) Eventually persuade wife to stop laughing
12) Eventually stop the bleeding.

13) Put cat in microwave and cook for 12 minutes on 'high'.

Only joking...I love !!!!! really (absolutely no innuendo)

LouiseJ

jinky67 wrote: »

serves him right for trying to fix it while it was turned on
it was the look of shock on his face:D

And you were watching him try to fix it when it was turned on:rolleyes: Or was it....foul play:p