Where's The Party!!!!!!!??????????

jinky67

LouiseJ wrote: »

Once after a quite noisy finale the house was empty so we didnt have to be quiet for once, I left the bedroom and started off downstairs only to find our next door neighbours teenage son at the bottom of the stairs (no not the AS shock horror neighbours) asking if we had any spare bread his Mam could borrow.

God knows what he heard!

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dont have much luck with your neighbours then?:p

LouiseJ

jinky67 wrote: »

heres one of mine...
I was at a party...VERY drunk...couldnt walk
I wanted to crawl past everybody to go to bed, thinking no-one would see me:D
OH and his friend had to drag me through the room and put me to bed.
This was after filling a bucket with sick outside the front door:o twice

Lovely image there.

jinky67

LouiseJ wrote: »

Lovely image there.

isnt it delightful?:D
guess I cant pretend to be an :A now:cool:

LouiseJ

OK Z you said you dont have to be paid to be good but I feel it would be polite to pay you for sevices rendered, I have exactly £11.76 in my purse, what do I get for that?

jinky67

LouiseJ wrote: »

OK Z you said you dont have to be paid to be good but I feel it would be polite to pay you for sevices rendered, I have exactly £11.76 in my purse, what do I get for that?

surely for such a quality service you cant afford him?:D

LouiseJ

jinky67 wrote: »

surely for such a quality service you cant afford him?:D

Thought he was out of my league all along

LouiseJ

Well folks, Im off to bed, Jinks you have a PM my sweets. Goodnight to all, especially the man at the back in the dirty raincoat, lurking xxx

smashedbooboo

tell you something that happened to my ex. We were in bed having a rare lie in. Did not get them very often in the pub game. Anyway we had a dog who slept on the bed with us. She was a real sweetie. So, i am waking up to hear my hubby saying oh yes, thats good. Lower lower higher higher, You get the jist. I booed him in the ribs and asked him what he was dreaming about. He turned and looked at me stunned. Then said, if your up here what the hell is down there, it was the dog. she had got under the quilt and had been , well you know what i am getting at. One dog almost out of the window.

jinky67

smashedbooboo wrote: »

tell you something that happened to my ex. We were in bed having a rare lie in. Did not get them very often in the pub game. Anyway we had a dog who slept on the bed with us. She was a real sweetie. So, i am waking up to hear my hubby saying oh yes, thats good. Lower lower higher higher, You get the jist. I booed him in the ribs and asked him what he was dreaming about. He turned and looked at me stunned. Then said, if your up here what the hell is down there, it was the dog. she had got under the quilt and had been , well you know what i am getting at. One dog almost out of the window.

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Wol2

Evening All

Quick pop in to say Hi!!

Hi Smashed...so glad to see the house is getting ship shape..don;t forget the offer of a bushcutter..;) ...for the garden peeps!!!!

Most embarassing moment I can recall (have terrible memory lapses)....was therefore last sunday. Had taken one of my bro;s 4 rabbits (looking after'them while he & family are on holiday) ...to the vets. Bad sad.. had to have buns put to sleep. As a result, was so paranoid about the rest, brought another buns inside as thought it might too be under the weather. Was cuddling it to warm it up last sunday evening and thought it was having a fit. Then realised the "back leg jerks/trying to bite a certain part of my anatomy near my chest" were not a fit but was buns having a shag . :eek: ...ended up with spunky jumper. :eek: :eek: ..and very complacent rabbit!!! ("wouldn;t have minded but last bunny smell on my jumper was a male...have serious doubts now about Bunny's orientation!!)

Here endeth the epistle...etc etc

Hugs to all
Wol2
xxx