Where's The Party!!!!!!!??????????

ZTD

LouiseJ wrote: »

Thank you for your very sensible answer Z, is someone actually paying you to be this good? I bet you are just bursting with smut tonight;)

I don't need paying to be good.

smashedbooboo

I dare not even go into some of my stories. Only been drinking honey and hot water so am feeling a little shy at the moment. Oh what the hell. Actually having someone walk into our bedroom when i was married and i was doing the dying swan thing on top. And this friend bold as brass walked in on us and asked if one of us could go and change a barrel of lager in the pub we had. And he was quite matter of fact about it. I did not know where to put myself. I could not do very much at that moment without doing my ex an injury. !!!!!!, if i knew then what i know now.

jinky67

ZTD wrote: »

I don't need paying to be good.

do you need paying to be bad instead?:D

LouiseJ

ZTD wrote: »

I don't need paying to be good.

I know you dont sweetheart bet your a natural;)

smashedbooboo

Funny that. Neither do i. x

LouiseJ

smashedbooboo wrote: »

I dare not even go into some of my stories. Only been drinking honey and hot water so am feeling a little shy at the moment. Oh what the hell. Actually having someone walk into our bedroom when i was married and i was doing the dying swan thing on top. And this friend bold as brass walked in on us and asked if one of us could go and change a barrel of lager in the pub we had. And he was quite matter of fact about it. I did not know where to put myself. I could not do very much at that moment without doing my ex an injury. !!!!!!, if i knew then what i know now.

3 words to that OH MY GOD!!!

bubbles0169

i think z got a bet on with him self..He doesnt talk smut all night he wins, we lose If we get him to talk smut we win, he loses! Another story just came back I left pub to make my way home started to text OH to tell him i was on way home all of a sudden i felt an almighty bang to my head and ended up on ground i thought i was being mugged...no id just walked into a sign post I had a hell of a bruise and an egg head god that hurt!

LouiseJ

Once after a quite noisy finale the house was empty so we didnt have to be quiet for once, I left the bedroom and started off downstairs only to find our next door neighbours teenage son at the bottom of the stairs (no not the AS shock horror neighbours) asking if we had any spare bread his Mam could borrow.

God knows what he heard!

LouiseJ

bubbles0169 wrote: »

i think z got a bet on with him self..He doesnt talk smut all night he wins, we lose If we get him to talk smut we win, he loses! Another story just came back I left pub to make my way home started to text OH to tell him i was on way home all of a sudden i felt an almighty bang to my head and ended up on ground i thought i was being mugged...no id just walked into a sign post I had a hell of a bruise and an egg head god that hurt!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

jinky67

heres one of mine...
I was at a party...VERY drunk...couldnt walk
I wanted to crawl past everybody to go to bed, thinking no-one would see me:D
OH and his friend had to drag me through the room and put me to bed.
This was after filling a bucket with sick outside the front door:o twice