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Aaaargh, he's undermined the money saving AGAIN
Topher
Posts: 672 Forumite
No dear, don't go buying a special potion to put on the tar stain in your passenger seat (gained by giving a tramp a lift) I said, I'll look up on my O.S. forum how to get rid of it. (Hooray, I thought my stock of white vinegar, bicarb etc. is going to be useful here....)
I looked it up, and surprisingly one of the solutions was mayonnaise. I duly noted down the method, plus a couple of others, and got out the jar of organic mayonnaise. The car was locked so I couldn't try it out myself.
Later:
O.H. enters looking triumphant, bearing jar of mayo and oily rag
That mayonnaise worked dear, what shall we do with the rest of the jar now I've contaminated it?
AARGH a whole Beeping jar for one tiny stain. "I took it you meant I could have the whole jar." He says.
(Why would he take it he could have the whole jar? I mean.... Why?)
T:mad:
I looked it up, and surprisingly one of the solutions was mayonnaise. I duly noted down the method, plus a couple of others, and got out the jar of organic mayonnaise. The car was locked so I couldn't try it out myself.
Later:
O.H. enters looking triumphant, bearing jar of mayo and oily rag
That mayonnaise worked dear, what shall we do with the rest of the jar now I've contaminated it?
AARGH a whole Beeping jar for one tiny stain. "I took it you meant I could have the whole jar." He says.
(Why would he take it he could have the whole jar? I mean.... Why?)
T:mad:
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Oh dear, my sympathy is with you! Hopefully he has realised that you are not best impressed, and it might ring a bell with him for next time? x0
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I suppose you could always crown him with the jar???:D Thanks to MSE, I am mortgage free!0 -
organic (and no doubt free range) mayo as well ...and he isnt dead well done you0
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Why thank you, I thought I was quite noble.
wonder how I should re-use the jar..... if only I could think of somewhere to put it....0 -
sideways......0
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I would just scrape off the top bit and then use it in his sandwiches. Official DFW Nerd Club - Member no: 203.0
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And I wouldn't scrape off the top bit :rotfl:
I was trying to be kind.....when I drop Mr Twit's tea on the floor, pork chop or whatever, I always rinse it under the tap just to get rid of any foreign bodies.
Unfortunately, it's the 'whoops' that gives it away.Official DFW Nerd Club - Member no: 203.0
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