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Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!
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I've just found this thread
I'm late you just said
I'm glad it was me
And not my Darley
Five kids is enough ...... Blimey!
Embrace your inner Hillbilly 0 -
There once was a young girl from Leeds
who picks at her nose till it bleeds
she stuck up a finger
it came out of her ringer
now it dribbles when ever she feeds
...Linda xxIt's easy to give in to that negative voice that chants "cant do it" BUT we lift each other up.
We dont count all the runners ahead of us & feel intimidated.
Instead we look back proudly at our journey, our personal struggle & determination & remember that there are those that never even attempt to reach the starting line.0 -
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You love it!
...Linda xxIt's easy to give in to that negative voice that chants "cant do it" BUT we lift each other up.
We dont count all the runners ahead of us & feel intimidated.
Instead we look back proudly at our journey, our personal struggle & determination & remember that there are those that never even attempt to reach the starting line.0 -
Oh no I've made a mistake
My limerick - it didn't take
The fifth line, it didn't rhyme,
It wasn't in time
Oh ..... for gods sake! Embrace your inner Hillbilly 0 -
Hickory Dickory Dock
The mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
and the other got away with minor injuries.
...Linda xxIt's easy to give in to that negative voice that chants "cant do it" BUT we lift each other up.
We dont count all the runners ahead of us & feel intimidated.
Instead we look back proudly at our journey, our personal struggle & determination & remember that there are those that never even attempt to reach the starting line.0 -
Or the politically correct, post modern 3 blind mice...
3 rodents with severe visual impairments
3 rodents with severe visual imparments
observe how they perambulate
observe how they perambulate
They all perambulated to the agriculturist's spouse
who decapitated them with a kitchen utensil
Did you ever observe such an occurance in your existance
as 3 rodents with severe visual impairments
...Linda xxIt's easy to give in to that negative voice that chants "cant do it" BUT we lift each other up.
We dont count all the runners ahead of us & feel intimidated.
Instead we look back proudly at our journey, our personal struggle & determination & remember that there are those that never even attempt to reach the starting line.0 -
Three blind mice
Would not look at a bank, now twice
They instead kept their money
And looked after their 'Honey'
Instead of paying for things Thrice ! Embrace your inner Hillbilly 0 -
:T :easter_ba Linda :easter_ba :T You are SOOooooo politically correct !Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. William James0
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Hickory dickory dank
the mice ran in the bank
The manager struck one
but the other was armed with a semi automatic machine gun and several rounds
splattered manager.
...Linda xxIt's easy to give in to that negative voice that chants "cant do it" BUT we lift each other up.
We dont count all the runners ahead of us & feel intimidated.
Instead we look back proudly at our journey, our personal struggle & determination & remember that there are those that never even attempt to reach the starting line.0
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