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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    The claret red would look better hung from my light fitting...

    ....okayyy... and what do I get to do whilst your hands and teeth are otherwise engaged? :D:D:D
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    :confused: bra?:D

    Tut, nope. It's Saturday !!!!!!! :D
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Is there one I forgot to remove?
    your standards are slipping , honey;)
    just like my.....:A
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    spud30 wrote: »
    Tut, nope. It's Saturday !!!!!!! :D
    :confused: beer?;)
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Ephemera wrote: »
    ....okayyy... and what do I get to do whilst your hands and teeth are otherwise engaged? :D:D:D

    Moan, gasp and scream.
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    your standards are slipping , honey;)
    just like my.....:A

    They're not slipping. They're being slid...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Moan, gasp and scream.

    i like the sound of that:p
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    They're not slipping. They're being slid...

    God I wish they were:rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • lilmissmup
    lilmissmup Posts: 6,884 Forumite
    I went away for 5 mins, come back its like an adult film in here :p
    Now a SAHM trying to earn some spare pennies each month
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    lilmissmup wrote: »
    I went away for 5 mins, come back its like an adult film in here :p

    So bring good clean fun with you...

    Besides - how do you know - I thought you were innocent...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
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