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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    spud30 wrote: »
    And mine - I could be dancing nekkid with Zed and he wouldnt flippin notice :rotfl:

    Of course I'd notice...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    A toga is no good for that...

    You want a good set of lingerie. Silk glides down the thighs best.

    Oh but I have so many to choose from.... is claret red silk best or would royal blue suit your carpet better? :D
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Of course I'd notice...

    You would - I'd block your view of the telly :rotfl:
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Ephemera wrote: »
    Oh but I have so many to choose from.... is claret red silk best or would royal blue suit your carpet better? :D
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    do we not need more men though?
    we be too much for one humble man:D

    Well I'm sure I can deal with a few at once...

    If you can entertain each other while I'm busy, I'm sure that would bump you up the queue... ;)
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Well I'm sure I can deal with a few at once...

    If you can entertain each other while I'm busy, I'm sure that would bump you up the queue... ;)
    well then girls I guess we best get started then:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Well I'm sure I can deal with a few at once...

    If you can entertain each other while I'm busy, I'm sure that would bump you up the queue... ;)

    Right girls, I'll start the entertainment...........I spy with my little eye, something beginning with :D
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Ephemera wrote: »
    Oh but I have so many to choose from.... is claret red silk best or would royal blue suit your carpet better? :D

    The claret red would look better hung from my light fitting...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    spud30 wrote: »
    Right girls, I'll start the entertainment...........I spy with my little eye, something beginning with :D

    :confused: bra?:D
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    :confused: bra?:D

    Is there one I forgot to remove?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
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