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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • System
    System Posts: 178,354 Community Admin
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    smashedbooboo wrote: »
    And nope lenny. Not wearing a nighty.
    DOes that mean you is naked?:D
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  • LouiseJ
    LouiseJ Posts: 11,156 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    I'm not. I'm blow-up...

    I need inflation. Would some lovely lady like to put their lips around that and blow?

    Wont we have to pull the stopper out with our teeth first!!
    But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    I'm not. I'm blow-up...

    I need inflation. Would some lovely lady like to put their lips around that and blow?
    pick me pick me pick me:D
    !!!!!! me that sounds desperate dont it?:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • elantan
    elantan Posts: 21,022 Forumite
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    lennymfo wrote: »
    I used to think Z was a girl and I used to flirt with him :eek:


    brilliant lenny just brilliant ...z is all man though
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    lennymfo wrote: »
    I used to think Z was a girl and I used to flirt with him :eek:

    Hey...no harm in being broad minded...

    But girls are definate my thing...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    elantan wrote: »
    brilliant lenny just brilliant ...z is all man though

    has he proved it though?
    I always like proof;)
    is it obvious I am very drunk?:cool:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    I'm not. I'm blow-up...

    I need inflation. Would some lovely lady like to put their lips around that and blow?
    Its the wax in the ears which puts me off:p Have you seen the rate of inflation?:D
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Hey...no harm in being broad minded...

    you sound like my kind of man;)
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • LouiseJ
    LouiseJ Posts: 11,156 Forumite
    lennymfo wrote: »
    I think ive been. Had a kickaround with mi son, my mate and his son

    I have been to that beach too on holiday. Mam & Dad went for a walk leaving me and boyfriend (now hubby) alone in the back of a Ford Cortina estate...for the first time in 3 days...happy memories.
    But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    LouiseJ wrote: »
    I have been to that beach too on holiday. Mam & Dad went for a walk leaving my and boyfriend (now hubby) alone in the back of a Ford Cortina estate...for the first time in 3 days...happy memories.
    OOOOHHH spill:D
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
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