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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    elantan wrote: »
    have you ever been to the beach lenny ...honestly perfect culzean castle in the back ground pure perfection
    I have been there ....it is lovely...quiet and secluded...right for seduction;)
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    He's not a real man apparently:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    I am a real man - just not rugged, handsome, or etc...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
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  • smashedbooboo
    smashedbooboo Posts: 4,558 Forumite
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    Do you know something. this happened last week when i read a post Z had written. And i said i should change my contact lenses. Well the same has happened again. Its either me or my eyes or i am tired. But when Z said he was a real man... on all counts. I really really must get my eyes checked. Or am i just looking for smut when there is none. And nope lenny. Not wearing a nighty.
    Night Owl Member No 1 :rotfl: :rotfl:
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    And the one who is wont make you cry !!!!!
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    did I miss something? when did Z tell everyone he wasn't a man? or is he just not "proper"??

    No - never did say that. I am proper. Just a touch on the short, ugly and hairy....
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  • skint_spice
    skint_spice Posts: 13,436 Forumite
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    ZTD wrote: »
    Nothing...

    I'm still looking for that date you know... :kisses3:

    I thought you were asking for a moment there!;)

    still got a few months yet...
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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Nothing...

    I'm still looking for that date you know... :kisses3:

    I thought that was me!:sad: :sad:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • bringmeshoes
    bringmeshoes Posts: 2,792 Forumite
    howdy all
    bit late but better late than never
    jinks...my classy bird pal!! :D
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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    I am a real man - just not rugged, handsome, or etc...

    But you are:T
    i have seen the proof:j :j :j
    xxx
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • skint_spice
    skint_spice Posts: 13,436 Forumite
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    ZTD wrote: »
    No - never did say that. I am proper. Just a touch on the short, ugly and hairy....

    stop putting yourself down, I've seen photographic evidence you're lying.
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  • elantan
    elantan Posts: 21,022 Forumite
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    z a man that thinks little of himself is sooooo unatractive ...and i know your sexy so stop going for the sympathy vote ...you hunk you
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