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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    Ephemera wrote: »
    I'll second that... at least you know where you are with a dog. Always pleased to see you, will do (ok, almost!) anything for a treat, and ready to play at a moment's notice.

    Well, mainly.

    If only I could find a fella like that. Or better, three as I tend to wear them out... :D

    My dog isnt exactly ready to play - she's lay on her sofa, watching the telly :rotfl:
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    well I actually put in the colloquial for bottom however for some reason it has five exclamation marks. So yes, jinky, that too!!!!! and if it were that big and he were that flexible you're right, might not be such a bad thing but why on earth would he need a lady friend??? :)
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Ephemera wrote: »
    well I actually put in the colloquial for bottom however for some reason it has five exclamation marks. So yes, jinky, that too!!!!! and if it were that big and he were that flexible you're right, might not be such a bad thing but why on earth would he need a lady friend??? :)

    it would be such a waste if he didn't:p
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    it would be such a waste if he didn't:p

    Talking of talented men, where has Zed disappeared to :rolleyes:
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    spud30 wrote: »
    Talking of talented men, where has Zed disappeared to :rolleyes:
    us ladies have obviously tired him out at last:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • immoral_angeluk
    immoral_angeluk Posts: 24,506 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    spud30 wrote: »
    Evening everyone :hello:

    This party has turned into a weekender :D
    and I've missed all of it! :eek:
    Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
    Que sera, sera. <3
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    and I've missed all of it! :eek:

    you haven't missed much:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    and I've missed all of it! :eek:

    Dont tell me....you've got a life away from here :eek: :eek:
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    spud30 wrote: »
    Dont tell me....you've got a life away from here :eek: :eek:
    nah she's just not as dedicated as we are;)
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    hee hee it's like Eastenders here, same old, same old, IA!
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



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