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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • bringmeshoes
    bringmeshoes Posts: 2,792 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    I'll punish him later:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    methinks he will enjoy that:rotfl: :rotfl:
    The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about - Oscar Wilde:beer:
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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    LouiseJ wrote: »
    Any advice on how to wrap up a lightsabre??? Without bending it!

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • Buffythedebtslayer
    Buffythedebtslayer Posts: 18,924 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    I am waiting for the scary winds, I fixed the shed roof today * has DIY pride* but I am very worried it will blow away.

    and yes I know this is not remotely smutty but I have ironing to do. and a roof to worry about.

    and I am watching the simpsons waiting for my india snack selection to cook. whilst eating popcorn.
    Nevertheless she persisted.
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    bringmeshoes wrote: »
    methinks he will enjoy that:rotfl: :rotfl:

    i think so too:p
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    pania wrote: »
    hey everyone, Zed, i'm all home alone, so free for whipping whenever whipping is so required!

    I'll go get the rope...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Buffythedebtslayer wrote: »
    I am waiting for the scary winds, I fixed the shed roof today * has DIY pride* but I am very worried it will blow away.

    and yes I know this is not remotely smutty but I have ironing to do. and a roof to worry about.

    and I am watching the simpsons waiting for my india snack selection to cook. whilst eating popcorn.

    I'm afraid I must ask you to leave,
    no smut.... no entry:eek:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • yellowmonkey
    yellowmonkey Posts: 7,052 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Photogenic Combo Breaker
    The word "Wind" was mentioned
  • LouiseJ
    LouiseJ Posts: 11,156 Forumite
    Just decided to cover it in bubble wrap and brown paper and hope for the best!! Its not my problem if its bent on arrival...it wasnt bent when I had it in my hands.
    But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    yellowmonkey wrote: »
    The word "Wind" was mentioned

    not smutty enough I am afraid...only real smut allowed:D
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    hee hee looks like I missed a bit!! :):):)

    Still no sign of a storm...according to the Beeb we should be getting windy about lunchtime tomorrow...although one of our pooches has just floated an air biscuit to make a gorilla gag so it's windy here already!
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



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