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Game Over, or could a mod lock this please xxxx

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  • ella87310
    ella87310 Posts: 2,930 Forumite
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    POLO_BINT wrote: »
    I hope you shoved something long and hard up his chocolate starfish and booted him out the door!!!!

    If OH told me he liked using womb brooms to clean poop chutes I would have plastered it all over the local papers;) doesn't cost much or an advert these days :D

    lol :rotfl::rotfl:
  • LouBlue
    LouBlue Posts: 53,538 Forumite
    POLO_BINT wrote: »
    surely Old Spice would have been more apt :rotfl: as he should be half bald by now

    How about Hi-Karate? :D
    A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition
    ~ William Arthur Ward ~
  • POLO_BINT
    POLO_BINT Posts: 5,619 Forumite
    totebag wrote: »
    wonderful made me laugh :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:mines a fireman and i get loads of gossip!;);););)


    does he have a long hose...???????

    if so would it reach to cornwall as I am desperate for a good seeing too :rolleyes::D:A
    :DPle'ma an bysva?:D
  • sparky61
    sparky61 Posts: 10,422 Forumite
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    Not me. OH has just finished watching a weird film 23 :confused: he struggled to keep awake, then he turned telly over and Chelsea highlights are on, he swiftly woke himself up, he's already watched it live this afternoon :rolleyes:


    He's 2 years and 8 months younger than me, I'm 50 he says he's my toyboy lol
  • toniq
    toniq Posts: 29,340 Forumite
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    flamingice wrote: »
    well he cheated on me with a girl AND a guy and said it was only because he wasn't sure of his sexuality and had to test the waters in both directions (we'd been together a while and apparently i didn't count as a woman?)

    and then he came out gay to everyone :rolleyes:
    So he messed with a man when he was with you?!?!?!?!? dirty tw*t, i hope you got checked over, youre young and beautiful and dont deserve some indecisive idiot like him xxxxxxxxx
    #JusticeForGrenfell
  • nikki702
    nikki702 Posts: 1,098 Forumite
    Im off to bed nite everyone gl
  • POLO_BINT
    POLO_BINT Posts: 5,619 Forumite
    LouBlue wrote: »
    How about Hi-Karate? :D


    what the hell is that????

    I must have been a mere scratch in my dads nuts when that was about!!!!

    hi.jpg
    :DPle'ma an bysva?:D
  • me to off to read my okay magazine how sad night all behave:Dxxxx
    Just back into comping past few months to help me get over rubbish in life.... won Hotpoint fridge freezer, soda stream
  • mandy130
    mandy130 Posts: 830 Forumite
    flamingice wrote: »
    a bad past experience of mine was when a boyfriend of mine decided he was gay :eek:

    I spent 4 years with my ex hubby, had 2 kids and then he came home one day and told me he was gay....no wonder i was always frustrated!
    New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time!
  • toniq
    toniq Posts: 29,340 Forumite
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    nikki702 wrote: »
    Im off to bed nite everyone gl
    sleep well nikkixxxx
    why has only 2 msers won in the last 15 hours?!?!??!?! weird xxxxxx
    #JusticeForGrenfell
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