Ryanair agrees to end adds for 1p flights.

Lynsey

Do you think they might charge more for "excessive baggage"??

Lynsey

trisontana

If the airline also goes ahead with allowing mobile phones on their flights, I'll gladly pay a pound so I could flush a noisy passenger's phone down the loo.

[Deleted User]

Soon you have to make sure you've emptied your bowels and bladders before getting onboard. The toilet in the front will be for people who can't wait. Naturally they pay the most (perhaps £3)for using the toilet. Pre-booked toilets will always be cheaper paying only £1 instead of the £2 a walk-in cost. I bet when the plane lands, there will be lots of passengers with painful looks on their fa(e)ces!!
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boatman

trisontana wrote: »

If the airline also goes ahead with allowing mobile phones on their flights,

They'll charge for that!!
What else can they charge for, let me think about that....... i've got it,

Seatbelts??

Well they could charge for extension belts, for big people and babies!!

dmg24

travellingbum wrote: »

Soon you have to make sure you've emptied your bowels and bladders before getting onboard. The toilet in the front will be for people who can't wait. Naturally they pay the most (perhaps £3)for using the toilet. Pre-booked toilets will always be cheaper paying only £1 instead of the £2 a walk-in cost. I bet when the plane lands, there will be lots of passengers with painful looks on their fa(e)ces!!
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Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'tight a*se'

Call_Centre_Guru

Or how about a Ryanair adaptation of p****ng in the wind.....P****ng on the wing!:rotfl: :rotfl:

trisontana

It brings to mind the old joke :-

"The plane was so old it had an outside toilet"