The Compers Inn - Part 2

bella165

asda are doing 2 big bottles of pepsi for a pound i cant stand the stuff but i thourght id share it with ya

bella165

Giving up Wine :
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for acouple of dollars for dinner.






I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you thismoney, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'




'No I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.




'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.




'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'




'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' asked.




'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. 'I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'




'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'




The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'




I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

VelvetGlove

Well folks, I'm back from hols, eyes are open only by aid of matchsticks & nipped on to check how many comps I was behind..... only 1100 according to my tally :eek: Oh well, I'll need something to do between loading & emptying when the washing machine is on tomorrow

See you all after some sleep! (ps - Comp prize hol was fab!)

wokkies

:j :j :j :j :j :j
Lets have a party to welcome you back:D
Drink????

wokkies

ok then you boring lot, we'll just say prayers and sit quietly on a lovely sunday afternoon

Rock_Chick_Bird

Go on then Wokkies, pour me a Vodka & Coke in a LARGE glass!! I'd hate to see you drinking alone!!

bella165

hi everyone and wecome back velvetglove has any one recive a email from www.movie-moron.com in regards to the cottage competition???as i did today and it said
Thanks for entering. We had a lot of entries on the 15th April, over 60, which was very unusual for us, so I was kinda curious where you heard about the competition?
All the best,
ive never had this before have any of you and im not sure to say from here or randon looking what do you guys recon?

wokkies

Rock_Chick_Bird wrote: »

Go on then Wokkies, pour me a Vodka & Coke in a LARGE glass!! I'd hate to see you drinking alone!!

:j :j :j :j couldnt find a large glass so found a large bottle:D


did ya want coke aswell, hang on, your not having my winning ones,

toniq

Today i woke to the amazment of tons of bumped posts, totally threw my head! xxxx:eek:

Rock_Chick_Bird

Cheeeeers Wokkies - that bottle will last me for tonight so we may need to re-stock for tomorrow nights revelry!