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  • Sigur_2
    Sigur_2 Posts: 3,868 Forumite
    I know I'm good. But I never knew I was that good.
  • sarahlouise210
    sarahlouise210 Posts: 3,386 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Sigur wrote: »
    Does your clinic carry all the brands, or just the usual free ones?

    I need about a week's supply of Trojans. So that's, what, 50? I'm partial to a posh one.


    Its like pick`n`mix !! They have all sorts - dont know if all health authorities are the same - but seeing as they are free - go fill your boots!:money:
    I have had brain surgery - sorry if I am a little confused sometimes ;)
  • richt71
    richt71 Posts: 946 Forumite
    mum2one wrote: »
    never mind the free condom, i need the man to fill it!!! x

    Free samples of that..handy!
  • richt71
    richt71 Posts: 946 Forumite
    sarahlouise210 wrote: »
    Its like pick`n`mix !! They have all sorts - dont know if all health authorities are the same - but seeing as they are free - go fill your boots!:money:

    Boots?! Don't think that's what they're for! ;)
  • mum2one
    mum2one Posts: 16,279 Forumite
    Xmas Saver!
    richt71 wrote: »
    Free samples of that..handy!

    I need the man as well, not just the stuff!!x
    xx rip dad... we had our ups and downs but we’re always be family xx
  • richt71
    richt71 Posts: 946 Forumite
    mum2one wrote: »
    I need the man as well, not just the stuff!!x

    I can do a 2 for 1 if you like! :p
  • mum2one
    mum2one Posts: 16,279 Forumite
    Xmas Saver!
    richt71 wrote: »
    I can do a 2 for 1 if you like! :p

    my lucky ngt! x

    All this exictment is just too much for a girl to handle, off to bed.......bymyself............need the sympathy vote here..............
    xx rip dad... we had our ups and downs but we’re always be family xx
  • ScouseLass66
    ScouseLass66 Posts: 92 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Ok just want to say thanks to all of you as I have never laughed so much in a long time, I had tears strolling down my cheeks with laughing so much...... Needed cheering up after a 12 hour shift at work.... A Big Thanks
    Que Sera Sera & C'est la vie :A
  • richt71
    richt71 Posts: 946 Forumite
    mum2one wrote: »
    my lucky ngt! x

    All this exictment is just too much for a girl to handle, off to bed.......bymyself............need the sympathy vote here..............

    Still waiting! ;):p
  • mum2one
    mum2one Posts: 16,279 Forumite
    Xmas Saver!
    richt71 wrote: »
    Still waiting! ;):p

    Did the earth move 4 u last ngt! It did4, but Im afraid it was the earthquake..... still waiting.........

    Could of done with a nexkand shoulder rub last ngt up to 2am doing an essay! x
    xx rip dad... we had our ups and downs but we’re always be family xx
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