Love the floorplan

mrsmazza

I think the owners are saving money, by doing photos, floorplan themselves. 

Flugelhorn

is there a link missing?

Flugelhorn

London agent - probably can't be bothered to come down and do the  photos etc https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/159116768#/?channel=RES_BUY

bit pricey for the road - there are others for sale there, much depends how close to the A303 the house is 

housebuyer143

Well it's a darn sight more accurate than the ones I see posted by actual agents 👍

user1977

housebuyer143 said:

Well it's a darn sight more accurate than the ones I see posted by actual agents 👍

Indeed. Always amused by the "professional" floorplans which do things like omit doors (do we really need to climb out of the bedroom through the window?) etc.

eddddy

It's one of those super-cheap online agents who lets the owner/seller construct their own listing.

Which is why there's...

• An 'Unusual' property description
• Photos at 'wacky' angles
• The DIY floor plans

The thing that would slightly worry me is that the owner's / seller's property description sounds to me a bit like it was written by a Timeshare salesperson.

If I viewed, I'd worry that I'd have to sit through a 2 hour presentation, and not be allowed to leave until I'd signed a contract.

Sapindus

I like the "Galliered" landing.  I think it's a sort of French dance.

GDB2222

Sapindus said:

I like the "Galliered" landing.  I think it's a sort of French dance.

Isn’t it funny that the spelling errors stand out like that!

Mutton_Geoff

Why have the floor plans included the furniture? Is it screwed to the floor? Are the walls really paper thin?

Albermarle

The thing that would slightly worry me is that the owner's / seller's property description sounds to me a bit like it was written by a Timeshare salesperson

To me it sounded like the seller had been watching Phil & Kirsty, or Escape to the Country too much.

saajan_12

Mutton_Geoff said:

Why have the floor plans included the furniture? Is it screwed to the floor? Are the walls really paper thin?

Tbf I see lots of 'professional' floorplans including sample furniture, presumably to give an idea of how furniture would fit in the room. Of course they might use abnormally small furniture dimensions to make it look like there's more room around them.