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Stupid and funny

A bit of light relief. This popped up on my Facebook today.
"No Parking At Any Time" Sort of defeats the point of a car park doesn't it?

May be an image of text that says Britannia Parking Car Operater SperatorsThroughoul Throughout CUSTOMER INFORMATION Welcome to Exeter Road Car Park NO PARKING AT ANY TIME RESTRICTIONS AND TERMS CONDITIONS APPLY AT ALL TIMES TO ALL VEHICLES INCLUDING BLUE BADGE HOLDERS THIS CAR PARK IS REGULARLY PATROLLED BY MOBILE PARKING ENFORCEMENT TEAMS 100 be issued to vehicles which Parking Charge Notice may Are parked this are parked restricted area obstruct access Are parked on yellow lines hatched areas on This ANPR monitored car park Brtannia Parking CoeAa ZRoor p ciRoo 048150079 150 managed by The Britannia Parking Group Car park monitored by systems BPA IPSEAN NPSIRMNCP

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  • BikingBud
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    Nearly as good as: 

  • Brie
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    That's almost as much fun as the Llandegley International Airport road sign that some bloke maintained for 20+ years.

    Exeter Road sign - not in Bournemouth is it??
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  • ChirpyChicken
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    Brie said:
    That's almost as much fun as the Llandegley International Airport road sign that some bloke maintained for 20+ years.

    Exeter Road sign - not in Bournemouth is it??
    I used to drive past that sign in pennybont a lot!
  • patient_dream
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    A bit of light relief. This popped up on my Facebook today.
    "No Parking At Any Time" Sort of defeats the point of a car park doesn't it?

    May be an image of text that says Britannia Parking Car Operater SperatorsThroughoul Throughout CUSTOMER INFORMATION Welcome to Exeter Road Car Park NO PARKING AT ANY TIME RESTRICTIONS AND TERMS CONDITIONS APPLY AT ALL TIMES TO ALL VEHICLES INCLUDING BLUE BADGE HOLDERS THIS CAR PARK IS REGULARLY PATROLLED BY MOBILE PARKING ENFORCEMENT TEAMS 100 be issued to vehicles which Parking Charge Notice may Are parked this are parked restricted area obstruct access Are parked on yellow lines hatched areas on This ANPR monitored car park Brtannia Parking CoeAa ZRoor p ciRoo 048150079 150 managed by The Britannia Parking Group Car park monitored by systems BPA IPSEAN NPSIRMNCP
    HOW DAFT OF BRITANNIA

    It's a car park, the sign says so ?
    And their terms .... TINY PRINT needs binoculars to read it. They are members of the BPA / IPC who accept such rubbish

  • Half_way
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    Forbidding sign, no parking no contract no offer
    From the Plain Language Commission:

    "The BPA has surely become one of the most socially dangerous organisations in the UK"
  • fb1969
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    Streeview from 2023 shows a big sign on the boarding offering parking, but the sign is just by the entrance.  Google search for news items has one in September 2024 saying the land will be built on after 10 years being empty.  Looks like the sign has been there for several years.

    https://maps.app.goo.gl/5Uff6fiwRjQaUikJ7

    https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/24594078.plans-new-flats-bournemouth-town-centre-old-church/
  • Smelly_Dog
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    Half_way said:
    Forbidding sign, no parking no contract no offer
    Just had a google. Very interesting :smile: Thanks.

  • Le_Kirk
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    Brie said:
    That's almost as much fun as the Llandegley International Airport road sign that some bloke maintained for 20+ years.
    ............ or the one in the middle of Dartmoor that just states "Do Not throw stones at this notice!"
  • BikingBud
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    Le_Kirk said:
    Brie said:
    That's almost as much fun as the Llandegley International Airport road sign that some bloke maintained for 20+ years.
    ............ or the one in the middle of Dartmoor that just states "Do Not throw stones at this notice!"
    Can you throw sticks?
  • Humdinger1
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    Or names? Hoping that no-one thin-skinned is in the vicinity. That surely wouldn't include PPCs?
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