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Lloyds Close More Branches While Their Online Banking Fails
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MABLE said:My local Lloyds branch use to support a fully fledged manager , his deputy and chief clerk. Now it has only few staff and now only opens 4 days a week and reduced hours.I have been at this branch for 40 years but at least it hasn’t closed down. However I now do all my banking online.1
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DasTechniker said:Nasqueron said:PocketWatchMan said:TheBanker said:Hoenir said:karvala said:Yet another example of profits before service and "customer can lump it" corporate mentality.
I looked at a fact sheet for one of the Lloyds branches that's closing. It says the branch has 901 regular customers. Assume the branch has three staff on £30k a year, that's a cost of £100 per customer per year simply to pay the wages. They'll also need to pay all the costs associated with employees i.e. pension contributions, National Insurance, sick pay, as well as paying for the lease/maintinance/utility supplies/insurance/cash deliveries and collections/etc.
I know the way they've calcuated the number of customers is open to challenge, but there is just no way this branch can break even unless these customers are very wealthy or paying high fees.
I often wonder if the people who bank online, have any idea of the scale and simplicity that criminals can commit ID theft and fraud. I often wonder if the people who bank online ever take time to think, that in the milliseconds taken to blink their eyes, at least two online accounts somewhere will have been breached. Just in terms of pure statistics, if you have not been a victim of serious online theft in the last 4-5 years, you are technically way overdue.
Most people are not victims of "serious online theft", no-one is overdue.0 -
ChirpyChicken said:DasTechniker said:Nasqueron said:PocketWatchMan said:TheBanker said:Hoenir said:karvala said:Yet another example of profits before service and "customer can lump it" corporate mentality.
I looked at a fact sheet for one of the Lloyds branches that's closing. It says the branch has 901 regular customers. Assume the branch has three staff on £30k a year, that's a cost of £100 per customer per year simply to pay the wages. They'll also need to pay all the costs associated with employees i.e. pension contributions, National Insurance, sick pay, as well as paying for the lease/maintinance/utility supplies/insurance/cash deliveries and collections/etc.
I know the way they've calcuated the number of customers is open to challenge, but there is just no way this branch can break even unless these customers are very wealthy or paying high fees.
I often wonder if the people who bank online, have any idea of the scale and simplicity that criminals can commit ID theft and fraud. I often wonder if the people who bank online ever take time to think, that in the milliseconds taken to blink their eyes, at least two online accounts somewhere will have been breached. Just in terms of pure statistics, if you have not been a victim of serious online theft in the last 4-5 years, you are technically way overdue.
Most people are not victims of "serious online theft", no-one is overdue.1 -
eskbanker said:PocketWatchMan said:I often wonder if the people who bank online, have any idea of the scale and simplicity that criminals can commit ID theft and fraud. I often wonder if the people who bank online ever take time to think, that in the milliseconds taken to blink their eyes, at least two online accounts somewhere will have been breached. Just in terms of pure statistics, if you have not been a victim of serious online theft in the last 4-5 years, you are technically way overdue.1
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TheBanker said:Hoenir said:karvala said:Yet another example of profits before service and "customer can lump it" corporate mentality.
I looked at a fact sheet for one of the Lloyds branches that's closing. It says the branch has 901 regular customers. Assume the branch has three staff on £30k a year, that's a cost of £100 per customer per year simply to pay the wages. They'll also need to pay all the costs associated with employees i.e. pension contributions, National Insurance, sick pay, as well as paying for the lease/maintinance/utility supplies/insurance/cash deliveries and collections/etc.
I know the way they've calcuated the number of customers is open to challenge, but there is just no way this branch can break even unless these customers are very wealthy or paying high fees.2 -
KittenChops said:karvala said:It was today announced that Lloyds Bank are closing more branches because apparently everyone is doing their banking online and all much prefer it. I'm that would be great, except for the fact that the technology frequently fails. What are people supposed to do then?
This week I have had to make two payments to new recipients. Both people I know, both totally reliable, neither for outrageously large sums. What happened?- For the first one, the recipient details were confirmed and all matched etc, but they needed to call me to verify it was me setting up the new recipient (standard process, fair enough). Problem was, they couldn't because the Three network was down and calls were not getting through. Sure, that wasn't the banks fault but they have no backup system in that situation (such as logging on to the website), so you simply can't pay someone.
- For the second one, the recipient details were confirmed and all matched again, but the website insisted that I needed to update my phone number to the "latest one". I have not changed my phone number, my correct phone number was and still is visible in my account profile and on the app, so there was nothing to correct it to. But the system says no, and will not allow any new recipients to proceed until I've given a different phone to the one that is actually mine. Go figure. So I phoned up the internet banking people, who proceeded to try themselves only to admit after 4-5 attempts that they couldn't even get as far as verifying the recipient details with their bank, even though they were definitely correct.
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- and I remember some of the more spectacular banking failures of recent years such as the TSB outage that lasted for days (and weeks for some customers). If there were no branches, what were their customers supposed to do?4
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DasTechniker said:Nasqueron said:PocketWatchMan said:TheBanker said:Hoenir said:karvala said:Yet another example of profits before service and "customer can lump it" corporate mentality.
I looked at a fact sheet for one of the Lloyds branches that's closing. It says the branch has 901 regular customers. Assume the branch has three staff on £30k a year, that's a cost of £100 per customer per year simply to pay the wages. They'll also need to pay all the costs associated with employees i.e. pension contributions, National Insurance, sick pay, as well as paying for the lease/maintinance/utility supplies/insurance/cash deliveries and collections/etc.
I know the way they've calcuated the number of customers is open to challenge, but there is just no way this branch can break even unless these customers are very wealthy or paying high fees.
I often wonder if the people who bank online, have any idea of the scale and simplicity that criminals can commit ID theft and fraud. I often wonder if the people who bank online ever take time to think, that in the milliseconds taken to blink their eyes, at least two online accounts somewhere will have been breached. Just in terms of pure statistics, if you have not been a victim of serious online theft in the last 4-5 years, you are technically way overdue.
Most people are not victims of "serious online theft", no-one is overdue.
I took it to the police station as someone told me they refund me if I handed in the fake. A 17 year ild can be quite gullible.
After a very long time explaining it was obviously fake because it had no watermark, no foil strip, the colours were wrong and it felt completely wrong in the hand I was just about able to convince a rather dim PC.
I didn't get my £5 back and they didn't believe the likely culprit worked in the bar. Because nobody could hand over just the forged note to anyone who handled cash for a living.
She was perplexed as to why someone would forge £5.
"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance" - Confucius1 -
etienneg said:- and I remember some of the more spectacular banking failures of recent years such as the TSB outage that lasted for days (and weeks for some customers). If there were no branches, what were their customers supposed to do?0
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For those who are convinced that the technology is super reliable, here we are again: Barclays hit by major IT outage, customers unable to make or receive payments.
Meanwhile, I was on the phone to Halifax yesterday about insurance and their internal systems were down again; the representative had to phone me two hours later once they were back up.
This technolgoy is simply not reliable for such a critical function and backup systems - such as branches - must remain in place.
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