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whats your tackiest christmas cracker joke

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  • ManAtHome
    ManAtHome Posts: 8,512 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Where do snowmen go for a dance?

    A snowball...
  • elsien
    elsien Posts: 37,848 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    what lies on the the seabed and shivers?

    a nervous wreck.
    All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well.

    Pedant alert - it's could have, not could of.
  • Canny_Geordie
    Canny_Geordie Posts: 175 Forumite
    Why did the Turkey want to join the band?

    Because he had DRUMSTICKS.
  • Smickan
    Smickan Posts: 1,053 Forumite
    Where do dogs who've lost their tails go?

    Re-tail-er.
  • buxtonrabbitgreen
    buxtonrabbitgreen Posts: 2,856 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    What game is played by 5 elephonts in a dustbin







    Squash
    Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination:beer:

    Oscar Wilde
  • buxtonrabbitgreen
    buxtonrabbitgreen Posts: 2,856 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Did you hear about the man who invented a pill that's half glue, half asprin?









    It's a cure for a splitting headache
    Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination:beer:

    Oscar Wilde
  • buxtonrabbitgreen
    buxtonrabbitgreen Posts: 2,856 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Why did the cow wear a bell







    Because her horn didn't work
    Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination:beer:

    Oscar Wilde
  • buxtonrabbitgreen
    buxtonrabbitgreen Posts: 2,856 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    How do you make an apple puff






    Chase it round the garden
    Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination:beer:

    Oscar Wilde
  • lyndseyann
    lyndseyann Posts: 24,555 Forumite
    why did the boy take a pencil to bed??? because he wanted to draw the curtains! [not too bad but not too good either!!!]
    When you read my posts, think Barry from Auf weidersehen pet...I sound just like him ;) :rotfl:
    Boing boing baggies baggies :j
  • ronaldo175
    ronaldo175 Posts: 149 Forumite
    How many ears does Captain Kirk have...




    3 - His left ear, his right ear and the final frontier.
    on a money saving mission! :p
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