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whats your tackiest christmas cracker joke

lyndseyann
lyndseyann Posts: 24,555 Forumite
in Special occasions & other celebrations
good morning,went to the works christmas party the other day and yes,the christmas crackers were out and the jokes keep getting tackier and tackier.i know christmas day isnt here yet for everyones crackers but for those that have whats been your tackiest of have you had a really good cracker joke this year.i had this joke "what goes into the water pink then comes out blue?" " a swimmer on a cold day" told you!![not even christmassey]:rotfl: NOT!!
When you read my posts, think Barry from Auf weidersehen pet...I sound just like him ;) :rotfl:
Boing boing baggies baggies :j
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  • Shevs
    Shevs Posts: 443 Forumite
    What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?......................

    An Egg!!!!!:rotfl:
  • Amanda65
    Amanda65 Posts: 2,076 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    A man walks into a bar - ouch!
  • dorry_2
    dorry_2 Posts: 1,427 Forumite
    hi :wave:

    heard this one this morning on breakfast television:snow_laug

    what do mice do during the day????

    Mousework! Of course:snow_laug _party_
    'If you judge people, you have no time to love them'
    Mother Teresa :D
  • haylibo
    haylibo Posts: 1,004 Forumite
    One snowman to the other...'can you smell carrots or is it just me?'
    :D
  • Mrs_Dawn
    Mrs_Dawn Posts: 206 Forumite
    What do Santa's elves get for lunch?
    Half an hour just like the reindeers.

    Ho!Ho!Ho!:santa2:
    DFW Nerd 410:T
    Proud to be dealing with our debts:j
  • chocolate.orange_2
    chocolate.orange_2 Posts: 1,934 Forumite
    Whats Santas favorite breakfast cereal ?
    Frosted flakes !

    My 8 year old thought that one was funny lol :)
    furrypig says:my name is Choccy and I am addicted to nose free stamps as I want to save them all and give them noses!!!:rotfl:
    About me. Im Choccy or Chocolate orange depending on where i am.Yes occasionally i am a total looon who spends too long online,but no where near as much £ as her spendy elves do ..:D
  • lyndseyann
    lyndseyann Posts: 24,555 Forumite
    chocolate.orange wrote: »
    Whats Santas favorite breakfast cereal ?
    Frosted flakes !

    My 8 year old thought that one was funny lol :)
    tell your 8 yr old i think its funny too!!:D
    When you read my posts, think Barry from Auf weidersehen pet...I sound just like him ;) :rotfl:
    Boing boing baggies baggies :j
  • cuffie
    cuffie Posts: 1,124 Forumite
    My works xmas cracker said
    "What did the frog say when he went into the library?"
    "Reddit, Reddit".
  • lyndseyann
    lyndseyann Posts: 24,555 Forumite
    what do you call a row of men waiting for a hair cut? a barberque merry christmas!!
    When you read my posts, think Barry from Auf weidersehen pet...I sound just like him ;) :rotfl:
    Boing boing baggies baggies :j
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