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Being asked contents of parcel at post office
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My stock answer is "nothing that is on the naughty list". There is very little point in them wanting specifics as do you really think someone is going to tell them there is a Li-on battery in the parcel ?
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I think it does vary with the PO. At one I used to use for work; I was turning up with a pile of A4 envelopes and specifying 1st Signed For and a particular clerk would always ask what was in then and when I said "documents" they tried to upsell to Special Delivery. I eventually complained to the branch that they were overselling when I'd already stated a service.
I agree with molerat to be honest - an answer of "nothing on the prohibited list" is valid.I need to think of something new here...0 -
cymruchris said:When you buy your postage online you tick the box to say that there's no prohibited items etc in your parcels, so that should be sufficient,
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x_raphael_xx said:I've sent the occasional tarantula through the post. (Inverts are permitted)
The horrified looks after they ask what's in the parcel, and the scrabble to check the permitted items sheet is always funny. They handle the box as if the spider is going to break out of his taped down plastic tub and tear through the insulation and cardboard to try and get to them.A man walked into a car showroom.
He said to the salesman, “My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the showroom window.”
Salesman said, “We haven't got a Volkswagen Golf in the showroom window.”
The man replied, “You have now mate".1 -
Belenus said:x_raphael_xx said:I've sent the occasional tarantula through the post. (Inverts are permitted)
The horrified looks after they ask what's in the parcel, and the scrabble to check the permitted items sheet is always funny. They handle the box as if the spider is going to break out of his taped down plastic tub and tear through the insulation and cardboard to try and get to them.
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When I posted a packet on Monday at a sub-office I'm pretty sure I saw a notice on the wall regarding this issue. I think it said something like 'we will ask about the contents of your package'
Sometimes they do ask... sometimes they don't but I wouldn't quibble as they are so much more helpful than the main post office.Being polite and pleasant doesn't cost anything!
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My local PO just said 'you don't have anything prohibited in it . do you?
Asking what was in the parcel might have saved one person wrapping a bottle of whiskey in brown paper and posting it. Needless to say it did not reach its destination intact.1 -
x_raphael_xx said:Belenus said:x_raphael_xx said:I've sent the occasional tarantula through the post. (Inverts are permitted)
The horrified looks after they ask what's in the parcel, and the scrabble to check the permitted items sheet is always funny. They handle the box as if the spider is going to break out of his taped down plastic tub and tear through the insulation and cardboard to try and get to them.
Edit: 12 hours later...I just got the joke0 -
I had to send a blood sample to the Royal Marsden and I got asked the question. My answer of blood seemed to stop the conversation.0
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newatc said:I had to send a blood sample to the Royal Marsden and I got asked the question. My answer of blood seemed to stop the conversation.
A man walked into a car showroom.
He said to the salesman, “My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the showroom window.”
Salesman said, “We haven't got a Volkswagen Golf in the showroom window.”
The man replied, “You have now mate".0
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