Tacky Secret Santa Ideas...

li'l_p

I need ideas for a Secret Santa prezzie... fortunately the company I work for doesn't take it too seriously and they have stipulated that the tackier, the better.

I'm just looking for ideas in general, up to £10 to spend. For a male.

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haha read you post and immediately thought of:
http://www.firebox.com/product/1991?src_t=sbp




have a look on Firebox - if you do order anything on there make sure you look round for a discount code

I brought my friend this: http://www.firebox.com/product/1820?src_t=sbp he has hours of fun!

hope that helps!

kitschkitty

Oh the monkey is fab!

Where i used to work we did this too, the tackiest gifts were kids coloring in books, a Christmas pin board and some !!!!!! mags. Unfortunately when we got back to work about 6 of us got stuck in the lift and the fire crew had to get us out, !!!!!! mags and all! :rotfl:

LouBlue

We do this every year. We all buy a couple and wrap them up and we all open them on Xmas Day. Funniest part of the day. :j:j

We find things that are actually meant to be serious presents, not gimmicky presents, but are so awful and tacky that we are often too embarrassed to go up and pay for them. Last year, my mum and sis were in this shop, and my mum made my sis go up and pay for it as she was outside the shop, almost wetting herself.


I bought a pair of Mens Incontinence Pants called Kylie..I kid you not..:rolleyes:...they were in one of these old fashioned chemist shops, right on the bottom shelf. I waited til the shop was empty before going up to the counter...but as I was paying for them, 2 young men came in behind me, and she took ages putting it through the till, I was dying! :rotfl:

cheekyweegit

Simpsons Laptray - £7.99 although there is one at £6.99

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/747677/Simpsons-Lap-Tray-Slob-Homer/Product.html

Gentlemans ball scratcher including case - £7.99

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/479011/Gentlemen-Ballscratcher/Product.html

USB Hoover - £7.99

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/-/382/482/-/3454318/USB-Vacuum/Product.html?searchtype=genre

Or if you have a poundland near you what about one of the DVD games of Coronation Street / Emerdale and stick it in a gift bag with one of Asda's £1 taster bottles of wine, popcorn, chocolate, pringles and make it a night in kit.

If I think of more I'll post but it's time for the date with Radox now.

li'l_p

Love_Nicky_Wire wrote: »

haha read you post and immediately thought of:
http://www.firebox.com/product/1991?src_t=sbp




have a look on Firebox - if you do order anything on there make sure you look round for a discount code

I brought my friend this: http://www.firebox.com/product/1820?src_t=sbp he has hours of fun!

hope that helps!

You know, that's exactly what I had in mind when we draw for SS!!! I am going to try the fancy dress sho near my work and see whether they sell them!

Stormydog

I've just ordered a Borat swimsuit – "Mankini" off Firebox.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Apply for the code and the fiver off covers P&P plus a bit off the item. The Borat thing is for my boss, hehehe

li'l_p

Yeah, I have the £5 off voucher too, but not sure if it will get here before Saturday! I have a few fancy dress shops near work so i am going to check them out first. I also have late night shopping tomorrow so I will get a chance to have a look round for some tat...

pookienoodle

I bought a chocolate truffle turd for in my hubbies stocking last year.he loved it.
sick but funny and tasty.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Chocolate-Fudge-Edible-POO-TURD-Gift-Box-PERSONALISED_W0QQitemZ370002583358QQihZ024QQcategoryZ38175QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Mullhon2

Hi, I'm also doing Secret Santa (although NO secret anymore!!), needed a jokey pressie as well as nice pressie, looking in Pressies under £5 and found this link:
http://www.northpole.com/PersonalizedStories/
You enter details about person, e.g. name, age, friends, and the enter them into story. I just printed out the Christmas Eve party one!
Only costs price of ink and 3 sheets of paper.
Funny, tacky, and above all else, CHEAP!

Nenen

The Ann Summers website has a facility to search for gifts under £10... some great ones! My 17 yo son recently bought his mate an 18th birthday present... a blow up sheep for a fiver! He said he really wanted to get him a 'starter bondage kit' but didn't have the £8!!!!!!