Benefits in using credit card

meenakshibuild · 8 September 2020 at 11:57AM

Please share me the details

[Deleted User] · 8 September 2020 at 11:58AM

No.

The details are closely guarded and are not to be shared.

PS. What are you selling us today?

onlyfoolsandparking · 8 September 2020 at 11:58AM

Then please give some details.

Sandtree · 8 September 2020 at 5:21PM

If we give you details we’d have to kill you after

cymruchris · 8 September 2020 at 11:28PM

The devil is in the detail. Are you the devil?

dr_adidas01 · 9 September 2020 at 9:45AM

meenakshibuild said:

Please share me the details

You need to be a member of the secret club, but to be a member you first need to know what the secret handshake is. Then you need to know the secret password then you need to give your bank details so that we can check that you can afford to be in the secret club, then you need to agree to a 1 million page Terms and conditions contract.

Then there is a £1k per month membership fee, then if we think we might want you to be a member then we may share the details, though we reserve the right to not tell you depending on how we feel at the time. Also if we decide not to make you a member then a £1k fee is also payable as an administration fee and for wasting our time.