New "Have a Look at This" thread

Patr100

MaryNB said:

MaryNB said:

A lot of colour going on in this one and an odd upstairs layout.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94940411.html
I used to live on the same road and love the location so I wouldn't turn it down if I could afford it. Would just to set aside some money and time for painting before I moved in...

No idea what's going on with the upstairs floor plan. If it was right you'd have no window in room two and would access the rooms by clambering up the side of the stairs.

That plan really disturbed me, now looking closer I realise it's badly not to scale. or even proportion.

Patr100

newlywed said:

Oxon said:

Taken from a reply to that Twitter thread: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-77930293.html

Wow that kitchen is erm unique...

Another house that show the paradox(?) that the more a person has made a home and their surroundings  clearly individual to their daily lives and tastes , the less likely it will appeal to most prospective buyers.

daivid

bolwin1 said:

SameOldRoundabout said:

The description is what really makes this one, and the total lack of knowledge about basic sentence structure.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-80450518.html

I wonder if this was written in welsh & then translated ? I can't believe anyone actually talks or writes like that - some very odd phrases indeed. 

I very much doubt it, Welsh has more or less the same ideas around what constitutes a sentence. The only real difference I can think of is in Welsh (as with many European languages) the noun procedes the adjective e.g. drws glas (door blue). The producer of the drivel in the advert had no idea where to start and finish each sentence, they may as well have shunned punctuation entirely, at least that way they could have achieved consistency. Also Barry is not a Welsh language heartland, and yopa is unlikely to employ any Welsh speaking agents (purposefully at least).

Tabatha_Kitten

I do love a nice garden, but this one has taken it a little far - like the lounge, dining room, hall, bathroom.......!
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94897928.html

atrixa

Tabatha_Kitten said:

I do love a nice garden, but this one has taken it a little far - like the lounge, dining room, hall, bathroom.......!
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94897928.html

That's given me a giggle! Silly staging, and the fake sheep in the garden!

tom9980

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94868036.html

Alliersv

I don't think this one's already been posted. I love it. 
https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/55515985?fbclid=IwAR1RXw3VafWOzGeew--ngKaarv-g_OWjDa1aFWmTsRVrQHCdO28V6f8J7ME

Owain_Moneysaver

Both the property itself, and the agent's prose, are notable.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94914383.html

Any two bedroom house in Mold will always represent an excellent investment ... you can rest assured that your money will be as safe is it ever can be.

A shared pedestrian access separates the terrace from the lawn, allowing neighbours to reach their front doors and makes for an almost university campus feel

Here is one area where the home does need some imagination to accommodate all we have come to expect from our kitchens

bathroom, the fittings of which can be viewed in one of two ways ... either a faithful homage to the 1970s or an abomination against the laws of God and man.

Owain_Moneysaver

And from the same agent
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-81070132.html
Not mentioned but shown on the photographs is that the property benefits from an outside mangle.

well kept lawns (which you will have to keep looking nice, as the present owner is unwilling to come back and mow them once you’ve bought it)

You'd have to like the existing kitchen though, as I don't think Ikea units would fit. But it would be fun to invite a Stannah rep round to measure up

Splatfoot

atrixa said:

Tabatha_Kitten said:

I do love a nice garden, but this one has taken it a little far - like the lounge, dining room, hall, bathroom.......!
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94897928.html

That's given me a giggle! Silly staging, and the fake sheep in the garden!

Me too!