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There are a few things you can do. 1. Be careful where you put your sperm. If you are prone to sharing it then maybe note the details of the recipient so you can check with them in a few months in case your encounter proves fruitful. Also, if operating alone, clean up any spills and preferably incinerate as sperm can live outside of the body for a few hours (note: I am no Doctor and have not tested the life span of mini-mes). This further reduces the risk of unknown children (babysitter sat on the chair when I finished, honestly, couldn't have happened any other way).
As a last resort, keep an eye out for any children that look like you. If you spot any then try obtaining some hair that you can send of to be tested. Caveat: following this last bit of advice could result in more problems than just unknown children, including but not restricted to: being punched, finding yourself on a register, spending a lot on DNA tests.
Good luck with the search!0
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