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couriervanman wrote: »

Or any type or weapon;)

Reminds me of the old joke ... a man picks up a girl and they find a quiet alleyway to "do the do". A police constable walks by and encounters them:

PC: Excuse me, please stop that
Girl: Go <expletive> yourself
PC: Excuse me, there's no need for that. Please stop what you're doing
Girl: Go <expletive> yourself
PC: Any more of that and you'll be arrested
Girl: Go <expletive> yourself
PC: OK sir, you're under arrest
Man: Me? What have I done? What's the charge?
PC: The charge? Having an offensive person on your weapon



I'll get my coat .................

twhitehousescat

well , the police finally came , i gave them all 3 incident numbers , and explained what had been happening .

they spoke to the girl that had been threatened and verbally abused.


now regarding my motorcycles


if you do not want them stealing them, park them in a friends garage , as we cannot offer routine patrols due to staff cutbacks

you are on your own , there might as well not be a police service

hollydays

It's a depressing tale

rtho782

Just phone back once you've caught him and say "no need to come now, he's dead" and they will turn up really quickly.

Tallaght

A lot of police nowadays are stuck behind computers.

twhitehousescat

Tallaght wrote: »

A lot of police nowadays are stuck behind computers.

and they cannot cross correlate 3 x incidents , all at same address or close by and within 4-5 weeks of each other

perhaps those "stuck behind computers" should learn how to use them