Martin: 'I'm setting up a new £1 a month gym...'

vitamin_joe

BananaRepublic wrote: »

Where do I go for that first and only session surrounded by beautiful people, admiring themselves in a mirror, making me feel inadequate?

For £1 a month you can hire me and my scruffy, out-of-shape mates to come and stand next to you and make you feel good about yourself

Owain_Moneysaver

I'm going to launch a new diet app.

It counts the weight of all the food you eat and converts it to calories expended in carrying it home from the supermarket and lifting it to your mouth.

If you eat a litre of ice cream every day for a year you will burn off 872 calories.

ToasterScheme

Korkyb wrote: »

Very, Very Online (Think Aha - take on me).

You're showing your age there, as am I, but that is absolutely brilliant and has made my entire day

ratechaser

Well, if nothing else this is different to all those money morals threads...

Note that I said 'different'. Not 'better'...

colsten

I'll offer the same for 75p a month. At a massive 25% discount, who could possibly resist!

Payment by convenient standing order, which you can totally forget to cancel once it is set up. Sort code 66-66-66, acct 98765432.

Go on, you know you want to

Owain_Moneysaver

colsten wrote: »

I'll offer the same for 75p a month. At a massive 25% discount, who could possibly resist!

Payment by convenient standing order, which you can totally forget to cancel once it is set up. Sort code 66-66-66, acct 98765432.

Go on, you know you want to

I tried to, but it came back invalid sort code.