Who has a ferret?

Fergie_F

Hi! Who has a ferret? Let's share some interesting stories and useful information about these pets here

boingsaidzebedee

I had a pet ferret---Kevin.
We went everywhere together.
Last week we went to the pub which was rather dark and crowded and I found myself sat next to a rather nice young lady.
Well as it does while we were chatting the conversation turned to ferrets.She said she had no knowledge of ferrets and believed that they were quite affectionate and lithe.
Yes said I they are gentle furry little sweeties and quite sinewy.I thought it was time to introduce her to Kevin and took her hand and placed it upon him as he slept down my trousers.
He instantly stirred and stiffened,the young lady screamed frightening Kevin who took off down my trouser leg and has not been seen since.
My case comes before the Magistrate on Wednesday.