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  • NBLondon
    NBLondon Posts: 5,745 Forumite
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    Unless Jack is crawling all over the mirror and distracting you while driving - why bother?

    A 70(or more) blast down your nearest motorway might work - but might also drive him to hunker down more.

    Jetwash and get the nozzle really close - but you will probably get plenty of blow back so dress appropriately.
    I need to think of something new here...
  • Can't you all just leave me alone?


    Honestly I move house from my old bath into a nice, new, wing mirror and get persecuted by everyone!
  • Joe_Horner
    Joe_Horner Posts: 4,895 Forumite
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    This is the burning question of the day, it's about your motor car, so you must be O'Rafferty.

    As for the spider, Pat McGinty has a goat that'll probably eat it for you.
  • reeac
    reeac Posts: 1,430 Forumite
    Ninth Anniversary Combo Breaker
    motorguy wrote: »
    He's taken up residents behind the wing mirror and done what with them?

    Must be a BIG spider? :eek:

    Must be a BTL landlord.
  • schiff
    schiff Posts: 20,319 Forumite
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    There must be lady spiders surely?

    I'm waiting for someone to say: I spied a Jill. :)
  • unholyangel
    unholyangel Posts: 16,866 Forumite
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    schiff wrote: »
    There must be lady spiders surely?

    I'm waiting for someone to say: I spied a Jill. :)

    You've never heard of jerry long legs cousin, jenny long legs?
    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
  • agrinnall
    agrinnall Posts: 23,344 Forumite
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    Get an old lady who swallowed a fly to sit in your passenger seat, Jack will be straight down her throat after it (but make sure you don't have your budgie in the car too otherwise it'll be next).


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_Was_an_Old_Lady_Who_Swallowed_a_Fly
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