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somerandomguy wrote: »How about this for starters
1. What are the four components of a socket?
Electrical wiring, switch er....patress box and ooh..er..mounting screws
2. How is a TCP connection established?
They look into each others eyes and say hello
3. Could you run two web servers (both on TCP/80) on the same box?
as long as you have two spiders
4. How many hosts can you have in a class C network with a 26 bit mask?
Surely the best parties only have one host
5. What is a TCP full scan?
An invasive medical procedure
6. Give an example of resource starvation DOS attack?
An angry student with no money
7. In windows, from the command line, what command would you use to start and or stop a service?
Shouting at the wife to put the dinner on
8. Service’s are to windows like _________ is to UNIX?
broken
9. What command could you use to change the permissions of a file in UNIX?
Oi,you, give me that file
10. What file is used to resolve a hostname if the /etc/host file does not contain the host information and IP address.
Boss, what's the address of this one
Best answers so far."She is quite the oddball. Did you notice how she didn't even get excited when she saw this original ZX-81?"
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Incorrect!1. What are the four components of a socket?
Electrical wiring, switch er....patress box and ooh..er..mounting screws
You answered "screws", i.e. implying more than one, making a total of more than 4 components.
Move along, nothing to see.0 -
Cheating at exams.
What is his tutors name and address?0 -
Its always a mate of mine as well
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Little_John wrote: »Its always a mate of mine as well
Exactly, why would a "mate" ask a someone who wouldn't know?"She is quite the oddball. Did you notice how she didn't even get excited when she saw this original ZX-81?"
Moss0 -
Hi
Ask Martin about Q6.
Jo0 -
Ask Martin about Q6.
Oooooh! Harsh!
If he reads this he'll chmod your access rights!0 -
Please let me know if your gonna work a financial institution and which one it might be so I can avoid them like the plague!Always looking for a bargain and to help0
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This is definitley the answer to the TCP full scan question
Oh, maybe it's only a half scan....:rolleyes:0 -
Ohh and I do take offence to being called a "REAL Techy GEEKS!!" If you sit networking courses you know all this, I have and do know the answers but due to your insulting me I won't be passing the info on.0
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