getting what im entitled to

w06

even my hounds don't have such tall tails

LilElvis

worried_jim wrote: »

Their mate has just robbed them of £7k on a dogs operations at the vets. I could do with some cash so I might tap them up as well as they aren't the sharpest tool in the box.

Just as well the OP didn't have any sharp tools on them when they fell off the roof of their injuries could have been much worse

hb2

Should this be read by anyone who actually needs to claim ESA, I should point out that savings/income are not significant if someone has made the necessary NI payment to be entitled to Contributory benefits.

AyJay18

LilElvis wrote: »

Just as well the OP didn't have any sharp tools on them when they fell off the roof of their injuries could have been much worse

i had a Stanley knife in my back pocket actually. luckily it was enclosed so didnt penetrate.

AyJay18

isnt the main mantra here NOT TO JUDGE. you are all really sticking to that well. ha lol.

Alice_Holt

LilElvis wrote: »

I think the phrase you're looking for is "Shaggy Dog Story" :rotfl:

Already used that at post 13.

Why aren’t dogs good at getting down from roofs?
A: Because they have two left feet!

w06

ooooooooo she's here all night

LilElvis

Alice_Holt wrote: »

Already used that at post 13.

Why aren!!!8217;t dogs good at getting down from roofs?
A: Because they have two left feet!

Sorry! Missed your link

My favourite doggy story is an oldie from the Darwin Awards. You can build a wonderful mental picture of the scene: http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2001-05.html

And another doggy one - beer, guns, dynamite and a dog .... what could possibly go wrong http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1999-09.html

w06

ok i'm now picturing what my two reprobates would achieve with beer, guns and dynamite ... I think I can be sure they'd not pour me a beer

pmduk

And all this from an OP who joined the site today and made their first post at 2.28pm. Another idiot for the ignore list.