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waamo

bargepole wrote: »

If I knew how to do that, I would not be wasting my time arguing with semi-literate idiots on this .

To be honest I haven’t even reached the dizzying height of being semi literate.

I thought it was a funny tongue in cheek post with clearly no dig at anybody.

If posts like that offend and people want tea and sympathy go and see a vicar.

Coupon-mad

It was tongue in cheek!

Umkomaas

jazzyb10111 wrote: »

could you post links on what we have to do also a draft of our defence to get it set aside

Is there anything else you require, Sir?

We are at your disposal, do not worry about upsetting any forum regular - all are totally disposable, all half a dozen of us, we’re thick skinned and will soon come crawling back in order to assist in your every need.

Any chance that a few of us could please help represent your company at the set aside hearing? Don’t worry about travel costs, we’ll each cover our own in order to you save you a few quid!

Lamilad

How to defend with a 100% guaranteed win.

Ok here's the inside scoop (this is how I've won all of my cases).... Keep it to yourself!

When you walk into the court room, you shake the judge's hand... A polite gesture is seems... Except concealed in the palm of your hand are two crisp £50 notes... Now this can go wrong if the judge isn't on the same page so to be sure to give them a cheeky wink as you slide the cash into their palm, and tap the side of your nose with your left index finger.

Nicely done! You're halfway there.

Now, the courts work on the 'adversarial system', it's dog eats dog so some aggression is needed.... If it looks like the claimant rep is gaining the upper hand just drag then across the table and headbutt them (I wear glasses so I prefer a solid uppercut to the jaw) - you could opt for an open handed slap but I would follow this up with a poke in the eye to avoid any signs of weakness.

Complete your demolition of their case by dragging their rep face down along the table in 'wild west saloon fight' manner, crashing their head through the dry wall at the other end.

To ensure you get costs, eject the rep into the corridor with a hefty kick up the backside.

The judge will be impressed with the confident, bold delivery of your case and dismiss the claim immediately awarding full costs, including damages for any injury to your knuckles or forehead.

Textbook!

waamo

How the heck do you get away with that? I mean only 2 fifties? It usually takes 3 and a bit more of a robust response to tricky questions.

Fruitcake

I've never had to resort to actually handing over money. Gawd knows who may have actually touched it, possibly one of those work experience types I shouldn't wonder.

Much better is to simply give the judge the old Freemasons' salute, or better yet, shake the judge's hand whilst curling the right third finger into your own palm and tap the outside of the judges hand with the middle finger of your other hand. He will immediately understand "the handshake" and will dismiss the case e'en before you have parked your bespoke suite trouserings on the polished oak seat, and Saville Row loafers on his brass handrail.

THAT'S how you guarantee a 100% win.

pappa_golf

hire someone to help

I know a bloke that did right well in wales recently , comes highly recommended by the medical profession ,,,,,,,,,

The_Deep

I have always in the past, when loyally serving Madge in the !!!! end of nowhere, found that whiskey always helped as a lubricant in such situations.

Of course it was a bonus that Messrs Saccone and Speed would supply a case of JW fob for about £2.00 a bottle. When I imported my car from India to Bangladesh in 1973 I used two bottles of the beverage. The only downside was that the in charges on both sides of the border insisted that I joined them in a glass. As an FO chappie I prefer gin.

Umkomaas

1, How to defend with a 100% guaranteed win.

Judge: ‘Your name Sir?’

You: ‘Thomas Shelby’