Boots Sale

Africat

sampan26 wrote: »

It IS really quiet!

Africat - so true about the Nivea at Wilko compared with Boots! I checked the dofference before xmas; £10 boots gold bag, £6 in Wilko. I think Boots add a lot on. Proven with the Zoella calendar scandal this xmas!
I think people are wise to Boots being over the value of the gift.

In other news; anyone else fed up of the sea of pink- Soap& Glory?! Madness that there’s so much left! I mean TONNES of the pink sets; large, bags, make up. Their sales must have plummeted this year!

I’m definitely going to the sale, but not sure on what i actually want!?

What was the Zoella Asvent Calendar scandal all about?

kerri_gt

I think at over 30 I'm outside of the target demographic of the Zoella calendar - so I have no clue thankfully - apparently she put a lot of thought into all the items that went into it...nuff said really....

balletshoes

Africat wrote: »

What was the Zoella Asvent Calendar scandal all about?

basically - at full price it was £50 wasn't it? It was half an advent calendar (ie 12 days, not 24) and the items in it were worth about a pound each (rubbish like a pencil, a teeny tiny notebook, a votive candle, even a little bag of sparkle confetti (so not even worth a pound) was in one of the doors. Her calendar was literally ripped to pieces in blogs.

Blueyez

balletshoes wrote: »

basically - at full price it was £50 wasn't it? It was half an advent calendar (ie 12 days, not 24) and the items in it were worth about a pound each (rubbish like a pencil, a teeny tiny notebook, a votive candle, even a little bag of sparkle confetti (so not even worth a pound) was in one of the doors. Her calendar was literally ripped to pieces in blogs.

That about sums it up. It was knocked down to £25 even before Christmas but was still not selling after all the terrible (truthful) reviews. My tiny local boots had three shelves of them this Monday, along with other things from her range.

Blueyez

dlusman wrote: »

1. By day of sale in Jan this thread will be up to approx 157 pages.
2. Every other post is a newbie asking which Wed the sale starts on.
3. Loads of people swear blind that last year it started a week earlier than it
actually did.
4. Each Tuesday's posts contain details of someone's sister's neighbour's friend's
boyfriend's Mum, who knows someone who works in a Boots store, who swears
blind its DEFINITELY starting that Wednesday.
5. A few hardcore MSE'ers stay up til 3am on the website just incase it does start.
6. Wed morning: sale doesn't start. A few individuals who didn't know are still
sitting outside their local branch refusing to believe it in the vain hope the staff are
still "putting the signs up".
7. There's always ONE store who c0cks up and accidentally DOES start a week early. And the tills don't knock the discount off but the enthusiastic SA's overrides the til to give the discount, until the manager re-reads his fax from head office. So one lucky
forumite always gets lucky by accident.
8. The Tuesday evening before it DOES start theres always at least one grumpy git
store manager who swears blind they "won't be having a 75% sale at all as they
haven't sold enough at 50%". And he's been told this on a fax from head office, so
he knows for definite. Honest guv.
9. Someone's dog's sister's collegue's friend's Mum overhears 2 SA's chatting
about the need to put the signs up that evening after the store is closed. She asks
SA1 who gives her an icy stare and denies all knowledge. SA2 later sidles up to her
in the shampoo isle and gives her a knowing wink and a whisper of "Are you a
friend of Martin? Don't let on I told you but it IS tomorrow".
10. Boots stores are full of MSE'ers casing the joint, sizing up whats left and
deciding on their route round the isles/plan of attack for the morning.
11. The lovely MSE'er whos flat overlooks a Boots store does a reccy in her pyjamas around midnight to double check the signs are up.
12. Half of us stay up to buy online. About 2am Boots put up "the holding screen"
which is a picture of Skeletor with a bad fake tan, and giant white teeth, in a ski
hat. Everyone gets excited. Website crashes completely.
13. 4am Site back online, complete with Mr FakeTanTeeth. Those who are able (and still awake) fill their baskets ready for when 75% discounts kick in. Website crashes, holding screen back up.
14. 6am. Website back, discount applied, sales goes live but all baskets back to
being empty. People start frantically refilling baskets.
15. 6.01am. Website crashes.
16. 7am Queues start forming outside Boots stores. Always a fat chav in leggings
accompanied by 2 shopping trollies who is first in the queue. She wants everything
"for the kiddies charity party next year, you cant say no at such a good price".
Translate this as "it'll be going on ebay or at the boot sale".
17. 8/9am stores open. As doors unlock staff look a bit disgusted that people have
been desperate enough to queue. Stampede into store. Everyone gets seriously
pee'd off with the ignoramous with the trolley who is sweeping entire shelves of
goodies off in one fell swoop, having blocked off the isle at both ends.
18.Think all female rubgy scrum.
19. Bemused husbands/dads stood at ends of isles to recieve full baskets/trollies/
bags and act as guardian while wife goes back for more.
20. Small child crushed under weight of Gok sets placed ontop of pram while
Mother scrabbles under shelving for dropped advantage card.
21. Innocent passing elderly couple who just called in for some fibogel get caught
up crush but too overcome with amazement of discount to complain.
22. 9.30am Queues at tils bigger than the 8am queues outside. People staggering
out of stores laden down with bags, like a heat of Worlds Strongest Man.
23. 10am. Boots run out of carrier bags.
24. 11am. Website back up but everything sold out.
25. 1pm. Stores everywhere sold out. Shelves empty like desecration after a swarm
of locusts has decended, bar some Yardley gift sets and half the contents of a Fern hatbox.
26. A lucky MSE'er who forgot all about it just happens to wander past a local Boots store on her way back to work from the a dentist's appointment. The 75% sale is on, but they have stumbled upon the only Boots in the country that no-one else has been to. Rows and rows of No7 gift sets and plenty of Joules bags left. No pushing, no shoving, the whole Boots store to herself, with SA's kindly holding her bags for her.
27. Thats it. Done and dusted. All over for another year

I imagined this as a Little Britain type sketch.

Africat

balletshoes wrote: »

basically - at full price it was £50 wasn't it? It was half an advent calendar (ie 12 days, not 24) and the items in it were worth about a pound each (rubbish like a pencil, a teeny tiny notebook, a votive candle, even a little bag of sparkle confetti (so not even worth a pound) was in one of the doors. Her calendar was literally ripped to pieces in blogs.

Wow!! that's pretty poor...
Seen some left in a store near me but not bothered to have a look at it (not for my generation, I don't even know who the said Zoella is!!)

:rotfl:

Katgrit

Spendless wrote: »

Yeah, that gets said every year.

Think it's about time someone put the Boots rules up.

Oh wow they were my rules from back in 2013!! I'm glad people still chuckle over them.....here they are with a few tweaks and one important amendment......the MSE'er who's flat overlooks a Boots store is "sale_me_up_"......she's not been around for a couple of years but she was a godsend doing a reccy for us in her pyjamas!

For those of you new to this heres what happens, by law, every single year:

1. By day of sale in Jan this thread will be up to approx 157 pages.
2. Every other post is a newbie asking which Wed the sale starts on.
3. Loads of people swear blind that last year it started a week earlier than it
actually did.
4. Each Tuesday's posts on this thread contain details of someone's sister's neighbour's friend's boyfriend's Mum, who knows someone who works in a Boots store, who swears blind its DEFINITELY starting THAT Wednesday.
5. A few hardcore MSE'ers stay up til 3am on the website just incase it does start.
6. THAT Wed morning: sale doesn't start. A few individuals who didn't know are still
sitting outside their local branch refusing to believe it in the vain hope the staff are still "putting the signs up".
7. There's always ONE store who c0cks up and accidentally DOES start a week early. And the tills don't knock the discount off but the enthusiastic SA's overrides the til to give the discount, until the manager re-reads a fax from head office. So one lucky forumite always gets lucky by accident.
8. The Tuesday evening before it DOES actually start theres always at least one grumpy git store manager who swears blind they "won't be having a 70% sale at all as they haven't sold enough at 50%". And he's been told this on a fax from head office, so he knows for definite. Honest guv.
9. Someone's dog's sister's collegue's friend's Mum overhears 2 SA's chatting
about the need to put the signs up that evening after the store is closed. She asks SA1 who gives her an icy stare and denies all knowledge. SA2 later sidles up to her in the shampoo isle and gives her a knowing wink and a whisper of "Are you a friend of Martin? Don't let on I told you but it IS tomorrow".
10. Boots stores are full of MSE'ers casing the joint, sizing up whats left and
deciding on their route round the isles/plan of attack for the morning.
11. The lovely MSE'er sale_me_up whos flat overlooks a Boots store does a reccy in her pyjamas around midnight to double check the signs are up.
12. Half of us stay up to buy online. About 2am Boots put up "the holding screen"
which is a picture of Skeletor with a bad fake tan, and giant white teeth, in a ski
hat. Everyone gets excited. Website crashes completely.
13. 4am Site back online, complete with Mr FakeTanTeeth. Those who are able (and still awake) fill their baskets ready for when 70% discounts kick in. Website crashes, holding screen back up.
14. 6am. Website back, discount applied, sales goes live but all baskets back to
being empty. People start frantically refilling baskets.
15. 6.01am. Website crashes.
16. 7am Queues start forming outside Boots stores. Always a fat chav in leggings accompanied by 2 shopping trollies who is first in the queue. She wants everything "for the kiddies charity party next year, you cant say no at such a good price". Translate this as "it'll be going on ebay or at the boot sale".
17. 8/9am stores open. As doors unlock staff look a bit disgusted that people have been desperate enough to queue. Stampede into store. Everyone gets seriously pee'd off with the ignoramous with the trolley who is sweeping entire shelves of goodies off in one fell swoop, having blocked off the isle at both ends.
8.Think all female rubgy scrum.
19. Bemused husbands/dads stood at ends of isles to recieve full baskets/trollies/bags and act as guardian while wife goes back for more.
20. Small child crushed under weight of FCUK sets placed ontop of pram while
Mother scrabbles under shelving for dropped advantage card.
21. Innocent passing elderly couple who just called in for some fibogel get caught up crush but too overcome with amazement of discount to complain.
22. 9.30am Queues at tils bigger than the 8am queues outside. People staggering out of stores laden down with bags, like a heat of Worlds Strongest Man.
23. 10am. Boots run out of carrier bags. The helpful stores let you take the big blue mesh bags out of the store to your car to empty your goodies into the boot and back seat, so longas promise to bring them STRAIGHT back. The REALLY helpful stores aren't daft, they're handing out black bin bags instead.
24. 11am. Website back up but everything sold out.
25. 1pm. Stores everywhere sold out. Shelves empty like desecration after a swarm of locusts has decended, bar some Yardley gift sets and half the contents of a joules hatbox.
26. A lucky MSE'er who forgot all about it just happens to wander past a local Boots store on her way back to work from the a dentist's appointment. The 70% sale is on, but they have stumbled upon the only Boots in the country that no-one else has been to. Rows and rows of No7 gift sets and plenty of Soap & Glory bags left. No pushing, no shoving, the whole Boots store to herself, with SA's kindly holding her bags for her.
27. Thats it. Done and dusted. All over for another year!

Glad to be of service!

Kat xx

Africat

Yes makes me laugh every year, Ahhh the Gok sets, lol.

I'd tag one more onto it...

...28: then we all sit back and relax with a cuppa and come back to this thread to report our stories of the day and list our purchases.... Phew; that's all birthdays, Mother's Day, Father's Day and the Christmas shopping sorted in one hit... :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

traceya89

so does anyone think it will be this wednesday? so i can book a few hours off work. last year it was friday 20th cos i was up early on my actual birthday to wait outside Boots for it opening!

Storck

traceya89 wrote: »

so does anyone think it will be this wednesday? so i can book a few hours off work. last year it was friday 20th cos i was up early on my actual birthday to wait outside Boots for it opening!

No. This Wednesday is their promotion change and it hasn’t clashed with that ever