Elite 11+ shopping and chat thread part 2½

gocat

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Look what I found scrunched up in the bushes:)

I got a 1000 one in the trolley I was just about to put a £1 coin in. Also had their £101 grocery receipt :eek::eek:
Got 2000 on my £10 muggle shop.
1000 on £10 petrol today
2 x 500 on 2 x petrol yesterday.

rose28454

Tinyshoes wrote: »

I only have to open my airing cupboard :whistle:

And me. I said I would get rid of some of my bedding and towels when they all came back from the cleaners last year but couldn't bring myself to do it. There is something about a lovely airing cupboard full of linen!

Enterprise_1701C

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Might be of interest to anyone buying new furniture.
Next are offering 10% off if you buy 2 items and 24 months interest free credit

I am currently waiting for a bed to go down to at least half price, we found one we like in Next, but it is only going up Might have to give up on that one and find another one. Been waiting about 2 years so far.

bubbs

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

I am currently waiting for a bed to go down to at least half price, we found one we like in Next, but it is only going up Might have to give up on that one and find another one. Been waiting about 2 years so far.

:rotfl::rotfl:you are not in a hurry then?

Serendipitious

bubbs wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl:you are not in a hurry then?

The bed bug clearly isn't biting yet

tweets

:eek: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

A married Doctor was having an affair with his nurse and got her pregnant, he sent her to have the baby. How will I let you know when I have the baby she asked. Send me a postcard saying spaghetti has arrived. Eight months later his wife rang his office to tell him a postcard had come and she did not understand it. He told her he would look at it later. When he looked at the postcard he grabbed his chest and collapsed. Paramedics took him to Hospital and one stayed with the wife. What brought that on asked the paramedic and the wife handed him the postcard. It read. SPAGHETTI. SPAGHETTI. SPAGHETTI. SPAGHETTI. TWO WITH SAUSAGE TWO WITHOUT. :eek:

Serendipitious

tweets wrote: »

:eek: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

A married Doctor was having an affair with his nurse and got her pregnant, he sent her to have the baby. How will I let you know when I have the baby she asked. Send me a postcard saying spaghetti has arrived. Eight months later his wife rang his office to tell him a postcard had come and she did not understand it. He told her he would look at it later. When he looked at the postcard he grabbed his chest and collapsed. Paramedics took him to Hospital and one stayed with the wife. What brought that on asked the paramedic and the wife handed him the postcard. It read. SPAGHETTI. SPAGHETTI. SPAGHETTI. SPAGHETTI. TWO WITH SAUSAGE TWO WITHOUT. :eek:

:rotfl::rotfl:

Love it.

bubbs

Serendipitious wrote: »

The bed bug clearly isn't biting yet

tweets wrote: »

:eek: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

A married Doctor was having an affair with his nurse and got her pregnant, he sent her to have the baby. How will I let you know when I have the baby she asked. Send me a postcard saying spaghetti has arrived. Eight months later his wife rang his office to tell him a postcard had come and she did not understand it. He told her he would look at it later. When he looked at the postcard he grabbed his chest and collapsed. Paramedics took him to Hospital and one stayed with the wife. What brought that on asked the paramedic and the wife handed him the postcard. It read. SPAGHETTI. SPAGHETTI. SPAGHETTI. SPAGHETTI. TWO WITH SAUSAGE TWO WITHOUT. :eek:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::T:T:T

Jeremiah_T_Stone

Jeremiah_T_Stone wrote: »

And it’s snowing in Madrid

Brenda just told me :rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

izzy65 wrote: »

Good morning, maybe jts tattoos are location dots for treatment !!!128533;.

I am doh at at times!