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gar50 wrote: »

If they can impose fees, so can I



Dear (insert !!!!!! here)

Your ref
Without Prejudice

Thank you for your letter , ref xxxxxxxxx regarding parking charge notice xxxxxxxxxxxx.

This letter is to inform you and any future third party that you employ or refer to that I have introduced a Communication Handling Fee for all correspondence.

Each letter received from you or your associates or third party will be incur a fee of £95. the following will also apply:

Each response required from me will be charged at £95.

Each email I receive and read will be charged at £95, and a response from me will be charged at £95

Each telephone call will incur a £95 connection fee and £9 per minute thereafter

Any uninvited visit to me will be charged at £95 per hour

These are my charges and are clearly detailed. Should you chose to contact me again, then you agree to the above terms and to pay the fee or fees.

As you can see from the envelope, this communication is sent by Recorded Delivery and by the time of reading this I will have a copy of the signature to confirm receipt.

These charges are equally as enforceable as yours, so should you chose to contact me again then please also enclose a cheque payable to xxxxxx. Please ensure the correct amount is sent to enable me to respond. Alternatively please send cash by guaranteed delivery to enable me to respond quickly.

yours......

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