The Awesome April NSD Challenge.

marmiterulesok

Catastrophic spending going on chez marmite......I was doing so well too.

The thing is, I have the money except I'm using my savings. :mad:

Help.

No, Igor, I'm in need of some common sense.A mini stoatburger or five will not suffice.
I wouldn't say no to a chocolate moose though.

Nargleblast

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Oh dear I'm in the doghouse again.....sorry for the absence folks.

I was taken unwell when I unfortunately glimpsed Igor checking himself out in his new mankini.
Blame that stupid donkey Hubert and his atrocious fashion advice.

Update to follow.

Mankini???? Is that what you call it? And there was me thinking he was wearing a threadbare string vest and a pair of unmentionables that Mrs Doyle had put through a boil wash..

Honeysucklelou2

NSD day here making a total of 7/10

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Mankini???? Is that what you call it? And there was me thinking he was wearing a threadbare string vest and a pair of unmentionables that Mrs Doyle had put through a boil wash..

Apparently, before Igor turned his [STRIKE]dubious[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE],god given talents to becoming a chef, he had hopes of becoming one of Madonna's backing dancers.....his hopes were cruelly dashed (sadly he was lacking in good looks and a dashing bod, plus any dancing skills) but he hung on to his mankini fiercely and proudly.He told me in confidence that it's his second favourite attire after his beloved lederhosen.

The mind boggles.

Jo_Blogs

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Well done Jo Blogs! :j:j:j

Jo Blogs 15/15 achieved! Target exceeded 19/15

Are you sure you don't want to increase your target?

Thank you :) Ok, I'll try to increase to 25 NSDs for the month :eek:

Jo_Blogs

Good morning everyone

Great going with all the NSDs everyone

Today will be NSD No.20 here

Wishing you all a fantastic NSDay!

marmiterulesok

Jo_Blogs wrote: »

Thank you :) Ok, I'll try to increase to 25 NSDs for the month :eek:

Roger!

Jo_Blogs wrote: »

Good morning everyone

Great going with all the NSDs everyone

Today will be NSD No.20 here

Wishing you all a fantastic NSDay!

Yes,who will manage an nsd weekend?! :money:

Happy Saturday all!

Nargleblast

I am going to be sneaky and claim today as NSD number 11 because, even though I went shopping in town, I spent the money I got for my birthday the other week.

Ah, the infamous lederhosen...I'd forgotten about them. Let's hope Igor has too, I hope Mrs Doyle hid them well.

What's that, Mrs Doyle? You put them in your sewing cupboard and cut a patch out to mend the torn piece of the leather sofa.......you're joking! Igor came in while you were doing it and grabbed the lederhosen off you? Where did he go then?

Oh good grief! Here he comes now....wearing said lederhosen, no sign of any holes though.....you cut it from where? The back part......

Igor! Whatever you do, don't turn round...please! I know you don't wear underwear under those lederhosen to avoid VPL.....no, don't turn round...!

Hubert! Avert your eyes, or you will be sick!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

I am going to be sneaky and claim today as NSD number 11 because, even though I went shopping in town, I spent the money I got for my birthday the other week.

Ah, the infamous lederhosen...I'd forgotten about them. Let's hope Igor has too, I hope Mrs Doyle hid them well.

What's that, Mrs Doyle? You put them in your sewing cupboard and cut a patch out to mend the torn piece of the leather sofa.......you're joking! Igor came in while you were doing it and grabbed the lederhosen off you? Where did he go then?

Oh good grief! Here he comes now....wearing said lederhosen, no sign of any holes though.....you cut it from where? The back part......

Igor! Whatever you do, don't turn round...please! I know you don't wear underwear under those lederhosen to avoid VPL.....no, don't turn round...!

Hubert! Avert your eyes, or you will be sick!

Happy belated birthday Nargle!

Too late though....Hubert saw the thing that should never be seen and that can never be unseen......

You know how Hubert has a nervous bladder problem.Well......and I'm glad I'm not the one that'll have to explain to Mrs Doyle that a big,fat donkey in stilletoes and pink lippy pee'd on her favourite slippers.

That your job Jo Blogs.Go on,be a mate and I'll share my bag of wotsits with you.

marmiterulesok

#11 today for me.