Suspicious code words being used by my cheating husband!

How_easy_is_it

He's back at it again with Margaret :mad:

I found a text on his phone about a lump hammer! The text reads'

Stuart "Oi mate, how you gettin on with that new lump hammer"

Husband "She's a beaut. I love hammering with her"

Stuart "Where was she most useful?"

Husband "In the kitchen, especially over the sink"

Stuart "Be careful with her in the bedroom, she'll easily put holes through your plaster board"

Husband "Will do mate, cheers."

Clearly to anyone this is not a text about a lump hammer its a text about Margaret :mad:

How does one deal with this?

Guest101

Oh joy


Right let's form an orderly queue, popcorn on the left, seats on the right

kazwookie

How about you text Margaret, and ask her to come over and see you, then invite your husband to come home as well and see what happens?

How_easy_is_it

Guest101 wrote: »

Oh joy


Right let's form an orderly queue, popcorn on the left, seats on the right

They say you shouldn't take work home with you. I guess you can take the employee out of Odeon but you cant take the Odeon out of the employee

How_easy_is_it

kazwookie wrote: »

How about you text Margaret, and ask her to come over and see you, then invite your husband to come home as well and see what happens?

I did this exact thing on NYE over facebooks but i posted it public and about 2000 hipsters showed up wanting the free organic hooch i was offering :eek:

Pollycat

How easy is it to post on the appropriate board?

How_easy_is_it

Pollycat wrote: »

How easy is it to post on the appropriate board?

I dunno, please tell me?

fairy_lights

That's a pretty disgusting way to walk about Margaret, no woman wants to be compared to a Lump hammer of all things. Why not a spanner or an elegant claw hammer?

How_easy_is_it

fairy_lights wrote: »

That's a pretty disgusting way to walk about Margaret, no woman wants to be compared to a Lump hammer of all things. Why not a spanner or an elegant claw hammer?

He calls me his little claw hammer

I used to pick the splinters out of his hands but now i guess Margaret does it :mad:

Pollycat

How_easy_is_it wrote: »

I dunno, please tell me?

Here:
http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&f=54

Pollycat

Pollycat wrote: »

Here:
http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&f=54

Actually, cancel that - it's not that funny.